Well it’s official. Bret Michaels picked his “Rock Of Love” tonight and the winner was Jes. I kinda figured out that his last question for them about sharing him was a test and I knew that Heather being the tangent whore that she is would say yes. When she lost she just showed her true colors. That’s what you get for getting his name tattoo’d on ya, STUPID!

Will this last? Who knows? I’m eager to see the mud get slung on the reunion episode next week. I hear Paul McCartney is up next season!

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Ok, so I lied about being my last post for September but I didn’t want anyone to mis the third installment of Dear Oderus. Below is the cleanest letter I could find to post here…the rest are just too foul to post here on b5. Follow the link to Anarchy Music at the bottom to read the rest. Enjoy!

“Dear Oderus,
My girlfriend and I recently had a threesome with another female friend. She lets me play video games whenever I want, and will make me sandwiches even if I don’t ask. It’s like she knows I want a sandwich. Also, last week she gave me $20 for no reason. What the hell am I doing right?
Dan

Oderus: Don’t ask stupid questions.
Balsac: Just enjoy the sandwich.
Oderus: Just enjoy it while it lasts. You’ll F#*k up pretty soon. Go**amn, way to go! Can I get the chicks number? Good job, son.”

Anarchy Music: Dear Oderus

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It’s crap! Back to wally world it goes. This thing has got nothin on the old classic Disc Dr..

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The Winner for Metal Martyr’s second contest Is Dale with two correct answers. For the other MetalMartyr.com loyalists that participated, thanks. Look for some Metal Martyr T-shirts in future contests. Dale, you know the deal. E-mail me you address one more time so I can get this CD out to you.

Ok, this is the fifth and final question in The Sword Age Of Winters CD give away

Kat Von D formerly of The Miami Ink now has her own show and it is based in L.A., hence the name L.A. Ink. Here is the final question…

L.A.Ink’s Kat Von D is…
A: A hotty
B: Mediocre
C: A Pretty girl, but she going to look like a wet road-map when she gets older.

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4th Question in our The Sword Age Of Winters CD give away

Recently a metalcore band did a cover of a classic Dio song with a video. Three part question…

What Song?
What Band?
Who was their original singer?

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Because those crazy bastards must be smokin crack when they make these requests and decisions. 190 billion dollars for fiscal year ‘08?!? Are you F***in’ kidding me? In the past six years too much blood has been spilled and too much money spent on these wars. It is quite evident that Iraqis don’t want democracy or they would be trying much harder to fix things. A co-worker today told me that a country that fights for it’s own freedom can only be a democracy, whereas a country that tries to spread their own ways regardless of intention is an imperialistic country. This country is not ran by Americans anymore. This country is ran by the United Nations. We need to take America Back! The United Nations was constructed to be a good thing… something is not right. Read more

Question #3 of The Sword Age Of Winters CD give away

Tommy Lee, Formerly of Motley Crue has been in the news a lot lately. In fact Tommy and Nikki Sixx have been in the news waaaayyyy too much. This makes me want to puke, Anyway, this is a multiple Choice question. You may need to elaborate a bit more on your answer.

Tommy Lee is…
A: A rock star through and through
B: A self made porn star
C: A D.J.
D: A poser, always has been, always will be!

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Question #2 for The Sword Age Of Winters CD Give Away

A now sober (for the time being) Phil Anselmo and Down just released their third Album entitled “Over The Under”. Their first album was NOLA. What does NOLA mean and who is the other former Pantera band mate in Down?

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Thats what the November issue of Revolver states about Bret Michaels. Revolver’s First Annual HOTT ISSUE has all sorts of “HOTT” ratings in the world of hard rock and Metal. HOTT Sport, Ultimate Fighter. HOTT animated band, Dethlok. HOTT illustrator, John Baizley (darkest hour, Skeletonwitch, and Pig Destroyer).

But by far the best thing about this HOTT lost was the HOTT chick on VH1’s Rock of Love, Bret Michaels Himself. It’s now down to two. A hot bodied stripper who’s face leaves a bit to be desired, or a flat chested cutie. Although I don’t care for the pink hair, Jess has the personality and pretty face, and Heather has a killer body but a rather weathered face and a slightly psychotic aura about her. Overall there were some scary bitches in the beginning. The black girl all the way to the right had some serious issues…but then again most of them did. I can’t believe how much I ridiculed this show but I never missed an episode…it’s embarrassing.

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