Attack! Attack!’s Johnny Franck Gets Crabcore’d in the Face
August 12, 2009 by Eric J
“Crabcore” band Attack! Attack! was in the middle of their trainwreck song “Catfish Soup” recently in Kansas City, MO, when all of a sudden a tiny blue object of unknown mass was thrown on the stage, hitting guitarist/vocalist Johnny Franck in the hair… causing an emo reaction of near epic proportions. The unknown flying object was forcefully tossed, presumably by a fan, in Franck’s general direction while he was vocalizing something or other. The object allegedly glanced off his face, and flew madly through his perfectly styled hairfro, which for some reason reminded him instantly that he had forgotten to change his tampon.
Johnny then muttered and stalked the stage, looking tearful and possibly regretful about the obscenities that he was about to spew at his horrified amused fans. Good job, Johnny. Metal Martyr salutes douchiness of all types, and you sir, are a bag of douche.
Watch the video below, it’s high quality for your viewing enjoyment.
**EDIT** Unfortunately, this video no longer works. Apparently Rise Records knows that Johnny Franck is a fuckhead too, and decided to have the video of him removed before the world saw him shedding the heartbreaking tears of a true emo on stage. Trust me, it was freakin’ hilarious. I can’t seem to find another copy of it out there, but if anyone comes across the video, let me know. I’ll host the damn thing off my own computer. The best thing about the video was the way you could see Johnny’s face crumble at the exact moment that he realizes his band sucks. Anyway, it looked kind of like this:
**EDIT 9/26** A reader was nice enough to point me towards another copy of the video… so it’s back up.
Does not work.
I think this band is great and I don’t care if they are emo or not. I never cry and I got curly hair so I can’t call myself emo, but they do have a ton of Christian lyrics which is why I like them. Also, I like the music video that they didn’t choose for Stick Stickly because that random guy in it reminds me of myself. I don’t like to talk…I just like to think and follow my own values.
Hey not to rain on your music hating label making thunder, But that isn’t Johnny Franck. That would be Andrew Whiting. So yeah… Next time you make a big web page about someone make sure it’s really who your after. Such a sad attempt to be a hating dumb ass. And regardless his style he is a good musician, the more your write and hate the more famous you make him.
kthnxbye
I am aware of who is in the .gif. The video, that was taken down by the shitty label, was a video of Johnny (Dildo) Franck being hit in the hair with a bit of fluff. I hope that my words really do have the ability to draw more attention to your favorite little band of the week, kid. Most people have minds of their own, and can come to their own conclusions about the “talent” of this group that you want to blow.
hellz yeah, kc in the ma fuckin house
Shut the fuck up you hating cunts. You have nowhere near as talent as these guys. All of you fat fucks can go eat a huge bag of dicks. Fucking fgt ass punks.
That was eloquent. You are the epitome of an Attack! Attack! fan. Uneducated and juvenile. Look, we all started liking some sort of music that we feel embarrassed about. You’ll grow out of this stage, no worries.
Oh, and fat? Have you seen Attack! Attack!? Some of them are far from “Stick Stickly”.
lmao. Attack!Attack! suck. I don’t say that many bands suck, but these guys do. It’s like commercial, pop metalcore. Trendy to the core and just….bad.
Hey….I found another link to it. Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkeqHeP2DOY
@Jcnx36 – Thank you! Now we can all revel in the douchery that is Johnny Franck!
I love seeing fat dudes in skinny pants with high-school, twinky guts.
@Eric J- haha thanks man. I’m not going to lie, I spent at least an hour googling it down. I had to see this mythical video, and it was well worth it when I found it. This band is terrible, that hit was justice.
@Jcnx36 – Your Google Kung Fu is very impressive. I must learn from you some day. (Oh, and to keep it on topic, yes that hit was justice, but I kind of wish it had been a chair.)
A chair…wrapped in Barbed Wire…on fire…with a rabid wolverine attached.
lmao!
Ha, I like the video just because of Nick. He was from a local band here in Michigan called For All We Know… And was a little bitch. Always thought he was better then the rest of us even though half of the local musicians here can scream better then him. I was in shock when he was invited to play for Attack Attack. Just blows my mind how they could pick someone so terrible. It is pretty hilarious how fat he’s gotten since he was in For All We Know though, hah. And we thought he was messed up looking back then, =P.
This band definitely sucks but so does pretty much every band whose drummer plays SJC or Truth drums.
Wow bleh2theeww, that’s exacly what I was gonna write. I would say that was me, but I didn’t know about this band then. That’s awesome…and if they focused on that style they might be a good band, but it looks like they are gonna sell out. I just heard a song and it’s called like Sexy Man Chocolate. So basiacly they are losing the values aspect.
Bands I like: Cascada, Shiny Toy Guns, Nightwish, UnSun, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Hey Monday, The Academy Is…, The All American Rejects, OneRepublic, Relient k, Owl City
Generic bitter keyboard hardman creaming himself at a guitarist being hit in the face because he is part of a band that is inordinately more successful than he could ever imagine being with his sad blog rants.
If by “more successful” you mean “gets all the guys”, then yes, he is inordinately more successful than I am.
Thank you for reading and taking the time to respond. Kind of gives validity to my sad blog rants.