Austrian Death Machine Total Brutal
by 
Metal Martyr on July 22nd, 2008
Austrian Death Machine…WTF? I don’t have a clue what any of this sounds like but a lot of people are raving about it and it’s Tim Lambesis’ of As I Lay Dying’s creation, so it can’t be that bad. It just came out today and somehow I missed it yesterday. Here is what he says about it on Metal Blade’s website:
Ahhnold is the embodiment of everything brutal and stereotypically metal, so he is the perfect front-man for each of these songs that I wrote in less than an hour. If you think that shows any sort of disrespect or makes me less of a fan than you are, then I’d like to hear the entire CD you wrote in tribute to the governator. Plus, let’s be honest, it came out a lot better than a lot of bands who are totally serious and practice all the time. Everything I put into my other band (As I Lay Dying) is heartfelt and full of passion. This, on the other hand, is an outlet of pure testosterone and stupidity. I hope you’re ready… chances are you already know the words to every chorus, so sing along!
I’m goign to swing by the record store and pick this up today just because. I’ll also do a review on it later as well. Sounds like some funny shit!
Read about Austrian Death Machine and download the track ‘If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It’
here is a track listing. Try to read it without laughing.
1 Hello California
2 Get To The Choppa
3 Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
4 All Of The Songs Sound The Same
5 I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton
6 Come With Me If You Want To Live
7 What It’s Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice
8 Who Is Your Daddy And What Does He Do?
9 You Have Just Been Erased
10 Broo-Tall Song Idea
11 Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero
12 So Far, So Good, So Let’s Talk About It
13 Screw You (Benny)
14 Why?
15 If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
16 It’s Not A Tumor
17 Not So Hidden Track
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8 opinions for Austrian Death Machine Total Brutal
Jul 22, 2008 at 8:48 pm
lol they have a songs called
who is your daddy and what does he do
get to the choppa
and
come with me if u want to live
Jul 22, 2008 at 8:52 pm
This cd is actually really good. It kind of sounds like As I Lay Dying but every song is as heavy as Within Destruction or heavier. It’s a lott better than I thought it was going to be and the cheezy fun of it makes it even better. I’ll do a full review by friday.
Jul 23, 2008 at 12:31 am
LOL. Thank you again for the great heads up on a great album!!
This is freaking awesome!
Jul 23, 2008 at 3:32 am
picked this up after work, awesome album.
Jul 23, 2008 at 7:11 pm
It’s a great idea, but like most comedy concept albums, once the idea is explained the comedy is a little thin. Fairly solid thrash album, otherwise, but nothing special.
Jul 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Damn, missed a quote symbol - can you fix that, Scott, provided you don’t mind the link?
Jul 23, 2008 at 10:11 pm
That’s the beauty of this album though. You already know what the comedy is and what it’s about before you ever hear it. The fact that it is a solid thrash album despite the comical part of it is what makes it better than expected.
Aug 31, 2008 at 2:33 pm
lol This is probably the best music of this style I’ve heard since GWAR and Tim Lambesis makes it so much better than anything! Its like listening to As I Lay Dying but laughing alot more! Cudos to ADM!
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