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Over the past two years I’ve got albums to review and the press release that came along with it usually had some kind of description of the bands sound. Sometimes they would say “Like nothing you’ve ever heard before”. I would listen and think, ” That’s exactly like everything else I’ve heard”. Sometimes if it was actually like nothing I’ve ever heard, it was usually something I’d never want to hear again. Sometimes I’ve chosen not to review an album or Ep because I didn’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings or I didn’t even think it deserved a review. This is exactly why I chose the winning comment of the contest. That and it was pretty funny.All were great entries, but I can only choose one. The winner of the contest is “Wayreth” with the comment:

Get ready for a new revelation that just won’t do jack shit to you if you listen to it. The least you could try to do is maybe bang your head but that’s about it. Why listen than you ask??? Ever heard the worst metalband on earth??? No??? Why not give this a try than? Anyways don’t let us know about what you think of it…we allready know what we are… but do you?

If you want to promote your band and you know you suck, this is the way to do it!

Wayreth, you’ll be receiving an email from me very soon so I can get your address to mail this stuff off to you. Enjoy and thanks to everyone that entered.

UPDATE: Unfortunately I realized shortly after posting this that the winner, Wayreth, lives in Europe. Belgium to be exact, and I just can’t afford to send this over there. So, in order to fulfill this contest, I have to choose a new winner.

That winner is Kwells with his comment: It’ll tear through your ass like Kirstie Ally tears through an all you can eat buffet.

Kirstie Ally used to be hot back in the day. Kwell, expect an email from me soon.

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The last week has been kind of crazy being back actually working for a living. I’ve tried to update here when I can, but time has been tight. This will be my last Scrap Metal Report and my last post. However, this isn’t the end of my metal blogging. As I’ve said before, blogging has renewed my faith in metal and I want to keep updated on it and have an outlet for that. For that purpose I started my new, personally owned blog called HookInMouth.net. If you would like to continue to read my metal bloggings, you’re more than welcome to come by, add it to your RSS or whatever and enjoy. I’m not trying to take anything away from Metal Martyr or the next writer, but that’s where I’ll be doing my thing.

With that said, let’s get on to the last little bits of news I’ll ever publish here.

• Roadrunner Records allowed you to download a new Killswitch Engage track called Reckoning. If you missed it, fear not because you really aren’t missing out on a great song. It’s kind of weak in my opinion. Hopefully the rest of the record will be better but I’m just not impressed with it. Search around and you may still be able to find it.
• Suffocation is supposedly filming a new video for the song called Cataclysmic Purification, which has been up on myspace for about a week or two and will be on the new album, Blood Oath.
• I really don’t know if this next bit is Ozzy’s or Sharron’s doing, but the “Prince Of Darkness” has filed a lawsuit against Tony Iommi saying that the Black Sabbath trademark should be owned equally between the for original band members. Regardless whether it’s Sharon pushing Ozzy to do this or not, it doesn’t matter. He claims that Tony secretly filed for patent and trademark of the name and is the sole ownership of the name, but yet Tony is still selling merch and such with original band members faces on them. You can read much, much more on this story at Blabbermouth.

Well that’s it for me, folks. It’s been a fun time here but it’s time to move on.

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The Daath Road report video or whatever you want to call it is annoying and I deleted it. Visit Metalinjection.net if you want to see it.

Lastly, the entertainment folks here at b5 have been working hard on launching the new templates and/or themes with new headers, let them know what you think.

Check back this weekend for more news.

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This video was an auto-start and was annoying the crap out of me. If you want to check it out go on over to Metalinjection.net and check out their featured videos.

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Evangelion Track List

1. Daimonos
2. Shemaforash
3. Ov Fire And The Void
4. Transmigrating Beyond Realms Ov Amenti
5. He Who Breeds Pestilence
6. The Seed Ov I
7. Alas, Lord Is Upon Me
8. Defiling Morality Ov Black God
9. Lucifer

Information track list and image via Metal Blade Records

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Go backstage and into the pit with Lamb of God and No Fear Energy TV at the No Fear Energy Music Tour. Also featuring interviews with and performances by As I Lay Dying, Children of Bodom, God Forbid and Municipal Waste.

Visit Earnsomecred.com to learn how you can win tickets to future No Fear Sponsored events.

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Let me tell you, I’ve only watched the first disc with the behind the scenes content and I loved it. If you’re a BDM fan and haven’t got it yet then you’re missing out on a lot of fun.

Here’s what vocalist Trevor Strnad had to say about reaching the #2 and #5 spots on the Billboard Top Music Videos Charts; “We in The Black Dahlia Murder are completely ecstatic about the reception of our first DVD release for Metal Blade Records, Majesty! I won’t lie and say that I had no expectations of the release; throughout its creation I had an inkling that we may be onto something. Having the second highest charting music DVD in the states and the fifth highest in Canada is more than enough proof that I was right! Thank you to the fans…this DVD is dedicated to you and you alone. You are the reason this band stays strong and keeps on going. Our most sincere thanks to our friend and director Robbie Tassaro for his undying devotion to the project. Without him, Majesty never would have happened. Stay tuned to the BDM…big things are on the horizon!”

You can order the DVD or bundle it with a T-shirt or hoodie at the Metal Blade Store.

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“SNOT is again looking for a vocalist. Unfortunately, Tommy Vext [a.k.a. Tommy Cummings; ex-DIVINE HERESY] has not worked out. Tommy’s a great guy and he is very talented, but after writing for the last five months, there has been a lot of strain on relationships within the band, resulting in the departure of Sonny Mayo [guitar] and Tommy Vext. We wish the both of them the best of luck.

“We are going to be holding tryouts eventually and would like to hear from vocalists with the goods to take the helm as the vocalist for SNOT!!

“Lynn Strait [late SNOT singer] is truly missed. We wish he were here with us today; he was the real deal. Looking for somebody to fill those shoes has proven to be very very hard, but ‘we love to jam’ and will continue doing so!

Here’s a though; start a whole new band and don’t call it Snot. You’ll never find a fitting replacement for Lynn Straight so there is no sense in someone else singing the same songs. New band, new songs.

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Stratovarius

When I saw the video for Deep Unknown, the opening track from the album I really wanted to go grab a bottle of wine and some crackers. The album is actually pretty good. I wasn’t sure what to expect after hearing Deep Unknown, but it’s good old fashioned power metal from across the pond.

If you don’t like power metal with keyboards and runny vocals then you won’t like this at all. Frontman Timo Kotipelto accent is a little obvious, but hell, he’s not exactly singing in his native tongue. His range is really good and he can’t really sing. The keyboards sound a little generic but still ad to the whole effect of it. You’ll hear more keyboard solos than guitar solos. The guitar rhythms are catchy and I have no complaints.

The last song on the album, When Mountains Fall is extremely sappy with violins and classical nylon string guitar. It’s a nice song if you feel like shooting yourself. No, actually it’s a beautiful song, just a little over the top for me.

Bottom line is, if you dig power metal then chances are you will dig Stratovarius’ Polaris. I don’t care what any metal elitist bastard says, it’s good. I still like Firewind about 5 times more but this is good stuff.

Image: Amazon.com

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Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine has left the following message on TheLiveLine.com and sent out an excerpt in Megamail.

“I’m at the studio right now, Vic’s Garage, and we are done! We’re just right now finishing the last couple of notes on the new record, and Andy’s getting ready to pack his bags and head up to Los Angeles tomorrow to get ready to fly back home on Thursday. Man, this has been a long, grueling, enduring process but it’s been so worth it, and I’m so excited. I’m more excited about this record then I’ve been in any record since back in the 1980’s. I would say, probably since, well definitely since “Rust In Peace” there’s nothing that’s excited me this much – maybe “Countdown”, but this is just absolutely insane.”

Listen to Dave’s entire audio message at TheLIVELine.com or call Dave on his Live Line number at (866) 597-6342. MORE

I really liked United Abominations, though it still feels like it’s missing something at times. I hope this album keep it going and takes it up a few notches.

(Image: Megadeth Logo)

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