Bimbos, Boobs and Botox, Starring Bret Michaels
July 20, 2007 by Scott
Flipping through the channels once more I came across 
The Rock Of Love. VH1’s new reality with Poison’s Bret Michaels. I watched about 5 to 7 minutes of this just because stupidity sparks my curiosity.
Honestly I would really like to see what Bret’s hairline looks like under that hat. He never is without it or the bandana. It makes a person wonder. Next I noticed that he looks like he’s had some botox treatments. His face looks like hell and the only thing keeping these girls around is the fact that they are on TV and they actually think that they may have a relationship with this wash-up. And I neglected to mention that some of these women are hideous! I couldn’t watch anymore due to the fact that I had to run to the bathroom and purge my mind off of this mental fecal matter.
Somehow this actually got really good ratings.
I’m still on the fence on this one….Bret does look like total crap, though.
Yeah, I don’t know why but every time I am flippin’ through the channels and it’s on I have to stop and watch. Then I hear these girls talk and I keep telling them to all shut up but I can’t seem to change the channel… It’s almost like watching Napolian Dybamite. It’s so stupid but you just keep watching!
Oh no, how lame — reality tv sucks almost 100% already and now this. I don’t think Bret ever looked good. He always had stupid lips. And worse hair. Although, when I was maybe 14 or 15 I saw Poison in concert — I had to go; Alice In Chains was the opener, way back when they were still local. Anyway I have never heard so much mass screaming as I did at that show. And I’ve been to a million. Most of the screaming was coming from my 12 year old sister next to me. They had lame lights and worse clothing. But Alice rocked the house so all the teen girl lust was worth it.
I’m from Bolivia and Love Brett
I think it’s funny how people can just say he doesn’t look good, keeping in mind he looks amazing, he’s 45 and he takes 4 insulin shots a day!!! Come on people, he rocks the house whenever he performs he loves his fans, he could just walk on by but ALWAYS takes pics and signs autographs, he does charity work for children battling diabetes!! As for the ladies he surrounds himself with…HE’S A ROCKSTAR!!!! Get over it people and get a life! Bret YOU ROCK!!!
Get a life? You’re the one kissing Bret’s ass. I can understand that he’s a “Rock Star” and that he’s going to surrounded by some pretty slutty women, but to hold a reality TV show to find “True Love” with a cast of some of the filthiest skanks is just lame. You can’t turn a whore in to a housewife, especially on TV with alcohol.
Hey Scott,
You are a genius and right on the money my man.
I could read your reviews over and over. You crack me up and it takes real wit to win me over.
Tell it like it is brother !!
Thanks, Wayne. I wouldn’t call myself a genius, I just call it how I see it. You can check out the newest “Love” review over at The Rock Dose
The Rock Of Love Bus: Classy Chicks and Zero Drama
i would not have sex with these bar room skanks even if i was using your dick . there gross stupid they been used all there lives dumb as a skunk going no where last chance skanks all roadies blowing the whole band dum asses