Brett Michaels Is 44 And Desperate | Rock Of Whores 2

January 16, 2008 by Scott  

brettmicha.jpgI thought the above title would fit the show better kinda like Scott Baio’s stupid show on VH1. I started watching the Rock Of Love 2 on VH1 the other night just to cure my curiousity cause I watched last season religiously. Sad…I know. Anyway, I could barely stomach it this time around. Perhaps because you kinda know whats going on in this one. Unlike last season, everyone of these girls are FUTT BUCKIN UGLY!! Ok, well there are one or two that aren’t too bad, but If I was Brett I would have fired whoever picked these girls. First off, all of them are sluts, whores, strippers, etc. and if thats what he looking for then great. I guess its easier for him to get laid this way than to actually having to tour and screw a bunch of saggy breasted, washed up groupies that are looser than…well damn, I just can’t think of anything looser right now. I can honestly say that I probably won’t watch this season of Rock Of Whores. And one last thing. I think I speak for everyone when I say that Brett, those hair plugs aren’t fooling anyone. Notice how over the years the bandanna has gotten bigger and higher? I think it’s time for another shot of botox.

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5 Responses to “Brett Michaels Is 44 And Desperate | Rock Of Whores 2”
  1. jenni says:

    “Poor Bret!” It’s come down to the bottom of the barrel,and I mean the bottom. I must say last season was at least fun to watch, I admit that I couldn’t wait to see what that skank “Lacey,” was going to do back then. However, now they are all skanks and SCOES,,,,(Skank Ho’s). Bret needs to wake up this isn’t the 80’s, Bret find a woman before you lose any more hair, and be a man.

  2. KevinC says:

    Honestly…if it doesn’t work the first time, what makes anyone think he’ll find a woman now?

    I’ll admit the first season was decent enough to catch my interest for a while, but now it’s just getting old, and Brett’s not getting any younger.

    ATR

  3. Pansi D says:

    Hey now come on ppl…ya dont give up on love ya keep trying until ya get it right! He’s still got it if he aint he’s gonna get it and you have to give him credit for being as productive as he is with his adversities in his life that he endures everyday and that he has also overcome! Go Bret!!!Rock on baby!..and he was the first Rockstar to break Pamela into the rockstar addict!

  4. mishell kopaddy says:

    man!!!!! watching bret kiss all those girls i wouldnt mind kissing him just for the He!! of it but i wouldnt want to b on camera. Bret is so fine i cant wait to get my hands on that PLAYGIRL mag.

  5. Brett Michael's "Man Whore" says:

    Look…..I’m just a whore….I’m a money whore, fame whore, good ole whore…I love plastic titties and loose women.

    I have an excellent make up artist that’s able to cover my herpes sores on my lips when I have an outbreak.

    Yah… you all wish you were me….even tho my hair is sewn into my bandana’s!

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