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Archive for the ‘Crap’ Category

February 3rd, 2008

The Great White Night Club Fire Saga Rolls On

Almost 5 years later and they are still trying to point fingers and blame more people for the lives lost back on February 20th, 2003 in the Great White Fire incident. Now I guess someone has reached a tentative 30 million dollar settlement. Honestly what is 30 million dollars going to do for anyone that […]

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January 30th, 2008

This Is Bigger Than Led Zeppelin Reuniting!

This is bigger than the Flock Of Seagulls reunion, Duran Duran reunion, Black Sabbath reunion. Hell this is bigger than the LED ZEPPELIN REUNION! Reuniting with the original lead singer for the first time…well in a while is none other than the greatest band to ever sing about baked goods!! You got it, WARRANT!! This […]

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January 17th, 2008

Gene Simmons, Fired!

Well Gene, you were doing so well and then your mouth and ego got way ahead of you. Even though Gene had a great concept with his Celebrity Apprentice presentation his team lost. Gene’s sexist ego got the best of him and I’m surprised it didn’t happen earlier. Oh well. Gene…YOU’RE FIRED…BIATCHHH!!!
Tags: celebrity-apprentice, donald-trump, gene-simmons, […]

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January 8th, 2008

Black Metal Is The Reason Abortion Was Invented!

And you guys said Slipknot’s costumes are stupid!
(I think the image source is evident)
Tags: abortion, Black Metal, black-metal-retards, corpse-paint, slipknotShare This

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January 7th, 2008

I Found Marilyn Manson’s Parents!!

During Marilyn Manson’s recent divorce he complained that he didn’t have any support from his parents and said he had become displaced from them long ago. I took it upon myself to do some diggin and see if I could find them for him and maybe reunite them. Here is what I found…
Tags: Brett-Michaels, brian-warner, […]

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January 6th, 2008

The Best Of Spineshank…WTF?

This to me is hilarious. The Best Of Spineshank? Didn’t they have like 3 records? Roadrunner Records even boasts on their site saying “One of the best bands in Metal history”. I honestly don’t know where they get this or what to say to that. I bought The Hieght of Callousness a long time ago, […]

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December 28th, 2007

Lamb Of God, Soilwork, And Devildriver Frontmen Interview By Metal Injection | Bring A Shovel And Pull Your Boots Up!

Metal Injection interviewed Randy (LOG), Bjorn (soilwork), and Dez (Devildriver) in this video. Internet downloading becomes a subject real quick. Here is what they all say about it in brief…sorta.
Bjorn says he has mixed feelings on it. He says he likes the music released in the whole package and there is a reason that […]

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December 27th, 2007

Gene Simmons Is A Whore

For real. It seems every time you turn around, Gene Simmons is pimping himself out for something or another. First A&E and to Donald Trump. There is no doubt in my mind that Gene is a marketing genius, but come one. When is this going to stop. I no longer look at Kiss as a […]

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December 5th, 2007

You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me!

I hate this guy. Ville Valo judging Metal Hammer’s Get In The Ring with Oderus Urungus from Gwar…WTF? You may as well have Lemmy judge a rap Battle. Ville is not metal, his band is not metal, hell, his belt buckle probably isn’t even metal. Come on Metal Hammer, you can find better […]

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November 30th, 2007

Airbourne…Just Another Rockband, No Big Deal.

so for awhile I have been seeing Airbourne on Roadrunner records web page…so I got curious and downloaded a song. I hate to judge the band on one song but I’m not impressed at all. Is Angus Young the producer of their records cause that’s what I hear.
It’s like AC/DC meats Jet…simple rock…but yet so […]

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