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		<title>&#8220;Devil Horns&#8221; Salute Results in Five Arrests in Turkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric J</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nicholas Birch of The Irish Times reports that Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan ordered the arrest of several men in Istanbul last weekend after flashing the metal salutes to a passing cavalcade.
Yusuf Sengul was attending a metal festival with 4 of his friends, when they made the sign at the passing vehicles. Sengul stated:
“The tinted windows of one of the cars opened and a guy in dark glasses shouted ‘what the hell are you doing’&#8230; They said they were acting on the orders of the prime minister, we were laughing. We thought it was a joke.”
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2009/07/pasnonstock031731-grandmother-in-sk.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-large wp-image-6172" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2009/07/pasnonstock031731-grandmother-in-sk-274x590.jpg" alt="pasnonstock031731-grandmother-in-sk" width="274" height="590" /></a>Nicholas Birch of <a href="http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2009/0730/1224251669435.html" target="_blank">The Irish Times</a> reports that Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan ordered the arrest of several men in Istanbul last weekend after flashing the metal salutes to a passing cavalcade.</p>
<p>Yusuf Sengul was attending a metal festival with 4 of his friends, when they made the sign at the passing vehicles. Sengul stated:</p>
<blockquote><p>“The tinted windows of one of the cars opened and a guy in dark glasses shouted ‘what the hell are you doing’&#8230; They said they were acting on the orders of the prime minister, we were laughing. We thought it was a joke.”</p></blockquote>
<p>It was no joke. All five men were bundled into cars, taken to a police station, and held without charge for 21 hours. To add a touch of freakin&#8217; strange to the debacle, Turkish authorities forced the men to listen to a selection of pop and Turkish music after being handcuffed, fingerprinted and repeatedly questioned.</p>
<p>Prime Minister Erdogan has been repeatedly blamed for &#8220;outbursts of intolerance&#8221; and his &#8220;conservative democrat&#8221; party advisers have repeatedly pressured media outlets to fire journalists who have maintained independent views. They also have the charming habit of fining cartoonists who draw satirical images of Erdogan.</p>
<p>Prime Minister Erdogan said about the incident:</p>
<blockquote><p>“I unfortunately saw the state of some of our young people, and it was depressing. This endless, uncontrolled moral erosion is really worrying. We must defend our family structure.”</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what&#8217;s depressing. Intolerant totalitarians that will bully and torture (pop music? Damn that, waterboard me) their own citizens based on what they <em>claim</em> is good for the people. What we&#8217;re seeing here is a man who equates metal with &#8220;moral erosion&#8221;, all while trying to force people to conform to his ridiculous idea of Utopian society.</p>
<p>How do you say &#8220;hypocritical asshole&#8221; in Turkish?</p>
<p>[via: <a href="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=124438" target="_blank">Blabbermouth</a>]<br />
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		<title>Dropping a Popped Locket &#8211; WTF?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric J</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this over at Metal Sucks, and wanted to share it here. There is no way that I couldn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s like an amazingly retarded train wreck taking place for over 4 minutes, all the while building steam towards a crushingly pathetic ball of wtf. I don&#8217;t even know what to classify this crap. Autotune Gimpcore?
Douche McBaggins and his band of merry followers seriously need a new hobby.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this over at <a href="http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/27/the-most-br00tal-pit-ever/" target="_blank">Metal Sucks</a>, and wanted to share it here. There is no way that I couldn&#8217;t, it&#8217;s like an amazingly retarded train wreck taking place for over 4 minutes, all the while building steam towards a crushingly pathetic ball of wtf. I don&#8217;t even know what to classify this crap. Autotune Gimpcore?</p>
<p>Douche McBaggins and his band of merry followers seriously need a new hobby.</p>
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		<title>Hollywood Undead&#8230;WTF?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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Do we really need more masked or make-up bands in Metal? We have Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Gwar, Marilyn Manson and almost every Black Metal band and we had Motorgrater, Mudvayne and members of Limp Bizkit. I may have missed some and don&#8217;t say KISS, I consider them strictly rock these days. Now in the last year or so the Hollywood Undead have rapped their way in to the rap/metal scene (Is there such a scene?). Obviously kids are eating this shit up because according to Headbanger&#8217;s Blog they have sold over 180,000 copies of their album, Swan Songs. Obviously I&#8217;m not [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com">Metal Martyr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&#038;videoid=51853315">Undead</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=51853315,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=51853315,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></center></p>
<p>Do we really need more masked or make-up bands in Metal? We have <strong>Mushroomhead</strong>, <strong>Slipknot</strong>, <strong>Gwar</strong>, <strong>Marilyn Manson</strong> and almost every <strong>Black Metal</strong> band and we had <strong>Motorgrater</strong>, <strong>Mudvayne</strong> and members of <strong>Limp Bizkit</strong>. I may have missed some and don&#8217;t say <strong>KISS</strong>, I consider them strictly rock these days. Now in the last year or so the <strong>Hollywood Undead</strong> have rapped their way in to the rap/metal scene (Is there such a scene?). Obviously kids are eating this shit up because according to <a href="http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/2009/02/25/hollywood-undead-talk-a-whole-lot-for-masked-undead-guys/">Headbanger&#8217;s Blog</a> they have sold over 180,000 copies of their album, <em>Swan Songs</em>. Obviously I&#8217;m not impressed and it&#8217;s kind of disheartening when you see one of your favorite bands that does have great musical talent barely selling over 10,000 after 6 months, but these skid marks are selling like crystal meth in a trailer park. (No offense to any of my trailer park, meth-head readers.)</p>
<p>So who&#8217;s buying this garbage? Is it the hardcore Slipknot fans also known as &#8220;Maggots&#8221;? I seriously want to know, because I don&#8217;t see their faces all over the place and I don&#8217;t see a lot of press. Seriously, WTF? It&#8217;s a cruel, cruel world.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t want to do it but I changed the video to the same one that was in the link to<a href="http://www.thrashhits.com/2009/02/funny-video-funnier-band-hollywood-undead-undead/" target="_blank"> Thrashhits.com</a>. It&#8217;s a better example of the &#8220;Metal&#8221;/rap. That&#8217;s a cool site too so swing on by <a href="http://www.thrashhits.com/" target="_blank">Thrashhits</a> whenever you can.</p>
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		<title>Just When You Thought It Couldn&#8217;t Get Better Than An NKOTB Reunion, Limp Bizkit Originals Reunite.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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Limp Bizkit Reunion? Snap Yo! Didn&#8217;t I just post something last week about Wes Borland saying that he wants nothing to do with a Limp Bizkit Reunion? I guess it all comes down to money and making false statements to sound like your here to save &#8220;heavy popular music&#8221;. I think we were doing just fine without you. On LimpBizkit.com they announced early this morning that the original line-up is reuniting. Borland and Durst released a joint statement that said:
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<p><strong>Limp Bizkit</strong> Reunion? Snap Yo! Didn&#8217;t I just post something last week about <strong>Wes Borland</strong> saying that he wants nothing to do with a <strong>Limp Bizkit Reunion</strong>? I guess it all comes down to money and making false statements to sound like your here to save &#8220;heavy popular music&#8221;. I think we were doing just fine without you. On <a href="http://www.limpbizkit.com/">LimpBizkit.com</a> they announced early this morning that the original line-up is reuniting. Borland and Durst released a joint statement that said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Which loosely translates to:&#8221;We&#8217;re f*ckin broke and everything else we&#8217;re doing just isn&#8217;t quite cutting it.&#8221;. The reunion tour will kick off overseas on the festival circuit in Europe and a new album will probably be in the works. Shortly afterward, President Obama released the following statement. </p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re sorry, world. We truly are very sorry. We never wanted it to come to this and if there was anything we could do to prevent this, we would have taken action long before now.&#8221; (not really an official statement)</p>
<p>Feel free to visit <a href="http://www.limpbizkit.com/">Limpbiskit.com</a> where you can speak your mind about this reunion on their live chat. I&#8217;m outty&#8230;daaawgg!</p>
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		<title>Odin To Release 18 Song Compilation That Nobody Wants</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ When most people think of the name Odin these days, they associate the name with the Norse god. However, this Odin is a bit different. Odin, the unsigned stars of The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years, are going to release an 18 song compilation of songs that I really doubt many people will want to buy. I don&#8217;t mean to be cynical but seriously&#8230;there was a reason why this band didn&#8217;t get signed back then. They sucked. I thought they did anyway.&#160; Of course I was never fond of the Hair/Glam Metal genre. The ass-less [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com">Metal Martyr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/11/odin.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="258" alt="Odin" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/11/odin-thumb.jpg" width="258" align="left" border="0"></a> When most people think of the name <strong>Odin</strong> these days, they associate the name with the Norse god. However, this <strong>Odin</strong> is a bit different. Odin, the unsigned stars of <strong>The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years</strong>, are going to release an 18 song compilation of songs that I really doubt many people will want to buy. I don&#8217;t mean to be cynical but seriously&#8230;there was a reason why this band didn&#8217;t get signed back then. They sucked. I thought they did anyway.&nbsp; Of course I was never fond of the Hair/Glam Metal genre. The ass-less pants didn&#8217;t help any either.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t let me hold you back from your guilty pleasures. You can pre-order their compilation at their <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mightyodin" target="_blank">Myspace for $15.00</a>. Now remember, that&#8217;s $15.00 you&#8217;ll never get back.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not familiar with<strong> Oden</strong> you can rent The Decline Of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years and/or go listen to them at their <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mightyodin" target="_blank">myspace</a> page. Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you&#8230;</p>
<p>The above image is from Amazon. They don&#8217;t have a picture that I can use without permission, so I use this old-ass cd cover.</p>
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		<title>Macabre: 13 Years Later And I Still Want My Money Back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ News has been really slow as of late, so I flipped open an old CD book I have and was diggin&#8217; through, trying to find something to write about&#8230;and there it was. Like a turd in punch bowl. About 12 or 13 years ago I was at some record store in Jacksonville North Carolina when I came across a band with a cool name. Macabre: Behind The Wall Of Sleep EP. Macabre was on the Nuclear Blast label at the time and I thought I couldn&#8217;t go wrong. So I bought this 4 song EP with a cover of [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com">Metal Martyr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/10/macabre-behind-the-wall-opf-sleep-ep.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="310" alt="Macabre behind the wall opf sleep ep" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/10/macabre-behind-the-wall-opf-sleep-ep-thumb.jpg" width="310" align="right" border="0" /></a> News has been really slow as of late, so I flipped open an old CD book I have and was diggin&#8217; through, trying to find something to write about&#8230;and there it was. Like a turd in punch bowl. About 12 or 13 years ago I was at some record store in Jacksonville North Carolina when I came across a band with a cool name. <strong>Macabre: Behind The Wall Of Sleep EP</strong>. Macabre was on the <strong>Nuclear Blast label</strong> at the time and I thought I couldn&#8217;t go wrong. So I bought this 4 song EP with a cover of <strong>Black Sabbath</strong>&#8217;s <strong>Behind The Wall Of Sleep</strong>, which I thought was going to be really cool. I was wrong&#8230;I was very wrong. </p>
<p>I got on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macabre_band" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> and I really didn&#8217;t expect to find anything on this band. I never heard of them when I bought the EP and I never heard about them afterwards. I thought it was one of those things that just didn&#8217;t happen. I was wrong once again. I guess they <em>are</em> still around even since 1985, and do make their way around a bit still.</p>
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<blockquote><p><em><b>Macabre</b> is a murder metal band from the </em><em>USA</em><em>. They were formed in 1985 in </em><em>Chicago</em><em>, </em><em>Illinois</em><em>, and have never had a line-up change. They blend </em><em>thrash metal</em><em>, </em><em>death metal</em><em>, and </em><em>grindcore</em><em> (sometimes with </em><em>nursery rhymes</em><em> and folk melodies) to form their own unique style dubbed <b>murder metal</b>. Lyrically, they have a strong focus on </em><em>serial killers</em><em>, </em><em>mass murderers</em><em> and a touch of sick gore humour. Most lyrics are based upon true stories and are about real infamous personalities. They also have a side project called the Macabre Minstrels that play acoustic camp fire songs. Their current label is Decomposed Records.</em></p>
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<p>OK, so these guys are still around and must be an underground type act that doesn&#8217;t obviously have a mainstream following. Nothing wrong with that. But let me tell you why I didn&#8217;t and I still don&#8217;t like them. It mentions they have a sick gore humor about them. I dig that, it&#8217;s cool. I like <strong>Gwar</strong> among other ill humored acts and even if you listen to <strong>Cannibal Corpse</strong>, you have to have some kind of sense of humor when you read the song titles and hear the lyrics. But the thing about <strong>Macabre</strong> isn&#8217;t so much the music, because as a three piece, they do pretty well. You have &quot;Dennis The Menace&quot; on drums (Mr. Willllllson), &quot;Nefarious&quot; on bass guitar and vocals and &quot;Corporate Death&quot; on guitar and vocals.</p>
<p>The thing about this band that I could never stand was the lead vocals. The backing vocals are a deep throated death metal style growl, but the lead vocals is this weird, sometimes high pitch-shifting routine that I just don&#8217;t like. Even after searching around and finding out that they have been doing this for awhile, I still think it&#8217;s terrible. The <strong>Black Sabbath</strong> cover song that&#8217;s on my EP has got to be the worst BS cover I have ever heard. The vocals screw it all up royally. The only likable song on this EP is &quot;Freeze Dried Man&quot;, but the singing screws it up for me again. &quot;<strong>Freeze Dried Man</strong>&quot; is a funny song because it has lyrics such as:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man        <br />So he could do things he enjoyed again and again         <br />Jeff said he&#8217;d fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man         <br />And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand </em></p>
<p><em>Jeffrey had a plan        <br />To freeze dry a man         <br />But the device was thirty grand         <br />So the thought was quickly canned </em></p>
<p><em>He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man        <br />He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie         <br />Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man         <br />But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned </em></p>
<p><em>Jeffrey had a plan        <br />To freeze dry a man         <br />But the device was thirty grand         <br />So the thought was quickly canned</em></p>
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<p>Funny and entertaining, but I can&#8217;t get past the vocals.</p>
<p>You can check out the video below and judge for yourself&#8230;you&#8217;ll see, or check out more songs on their <a href="http://www.myspace.com/macabre" target="_blank">myspace</a>. </p>
<p> <center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1M7-zXAiMM4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1M7-zXAiMM4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>
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		<title>I Guess Sharon Never Heard The Phrase &quot;You Can&#8217;t Turn A Whore In To A Housewife.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Sharon Osbourne will be hosting VH1&#8217;s next stupid reality show in &#34;The Rock Of Love Charm School&#34;, where she will trying to turn 14 or more train-wreck, floozies into more lady-like entities. I hope she has a magic wand because this is going to be interestingly stupid. I think she&#8217;d have better luck breast-feeding a rabid wolverine than turning these girls into anything more than a facade of moral value and self-dignity. You can sculpt a statue of Venus out of crap and it may look semi-pretty, but it&#8217;s still crap. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/10/sharon-osbourne-nc.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="305" alt="sharon osbourne_nc" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/10/sharon-osbourne-nc-thumb.jpg" width="201" align="right" border="0" /></a> Sharon Osbourne</strong> will be hosting VH1&#8217;s next stupid reality show in &quot;<strong>The Rock Of Love Charm School</strong>&quot;, where she will trying to turn 14 or more train-wreck, floozies into more lady-like entities. I hope she has a magic wand because this is going to be interestingly stupid. I think she&#8217;d have better luck breast-feeding a rabid wolverine than turning these girls into anything more than a facade of moral value and self-dignity. You can sculpt a statue of Venus out of crap and it may look semi-pretty, but it&#8217;s still crap. </p>
<p>I honestly don&#8217;t think Sharon has the credentials to teach them how not to be a bitch. And get this&#8230;the winner get&#8217;s &quot;$100,000 to put towards her new and improved life&quot;. No doubt it will be blown on booze, blow and more stripper negligee. Now perhaps one of them can actually go to college and stop using the excuse that she started &quot;Dancing&quot; to pay her way through. OK, I think I&#8217;ve dragged that through the mud far enough, even though I could probably drag it out about another light-year or so.</p>
<p>If you feel the need for more information on this, you can stroll on over to <a href="http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1594496&amp;vid=279882" target="_blank"><strong>VH1.com and check out the trailers</strong></a></p>
<p>Image used with permission from <a href="http://Newscom.com" target="_blank">Newscom.com</a></p>
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		<title>Fear The Silence&#8230;Or Beg Them For It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Metal Edge Magazine&#8217;s compilation CD that comes with their October/November issue has the usual mix of good, bad and absolutely horrible singles from some bands you&#8217;ve heard of, but mostly bands you haven&#8217;t. The first song on the CD is Hatebreed&#8217;s cover of Sepultura&#8217;s Classic Refuse/Resist from their October 28th covers album called For The Lions.
Now on to the not so good. Fear The Silence&#8217;s &#8220;A New Hope&#8221; is the 4th track on the cd. The run down on them reads like this.
&#8220;Fear The Silence is a band from Buffalo, NY area. The band has been together for only a [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com">Metal Martyr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lm15c3BhY2UuY29tL2ZlYXJ0aGVzaWxlbmNlbnk="><img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll216/Forgeworks/MySpaceGens_9538827219.gif" /></a></center><strong>Metal Edge Magazine</strong>&#8217;s compilation CD that comes with their October/November issue has the usual mix of good, bad and absolutely horrible singles from some bands you&#8217;ve heard of, but mostly bands you haven&#8217;t. The first song on the CD is <strong>Hatebreed</strong>&#8217;s cover of<strong> Sepultura</strong>&#8217;s Classic <strong>Refuse/Resist</strong> from their October 28th covers album called <strong>For The Lions</strong>.</p>
<p>Now on to the not so good.<strong> Fear The Silence</strong>&#8217;s &#8220;<strong>A New Hope</strong>&#8221; is the 4th track on the cd. The run down on them reads like this.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Fear The Silence is a band from Buffalo, NY area. The band has been together for only a short while, but their passion ands dedication for making music shows through. The band is releasing the self titled EP towards the end of 2008.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>It starts off with the usual metalcore sound, but when the clean vocals kick in, it is absolutely dreadful. I mean it sounds like <strong>Billy Corgan</strong> with his nuts in a twist. There is good clean vocals and there is bad&#8230;this goes beyond bad in to a whole other dimension. No doubt the scene kids will eat this emo/core up.</p>
<p>Check it out for yourself and tell me what you think.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://myspace.com/fearthesilenceny" target="_blank"><strong>Fear The Silence On Myspace</strong></a></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/fearthesilenceny" target="_blank"><strong>Fear The Silence on Myspace</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Finally, Someone To Hate Besides Metallica!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ First he told us that we gotta have faith, then he told us he did it all for the nookie, went a&#8217;rollin-rollin-rollin and soon after he took a classic song, butchered it, added a damn Speak N&#8217; Spell and actually made people think it was an original. It was a sad, sad year. Results may vary? Oh, yes. What a true title it was. Some cried, some people wanted to break stuff, but most got sick to their stomach and wish they never heard of a Limp Bizkit.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/09/fred-durst-nc.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="368" alt="Fred Durst-nc" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/09/fred-durst-nc-thumb.jpg" width="247" align="left" border="0"></a> First he told us that we gotta have faith, then he told us he did it all for the nookie, went a&#8217;rollin-rollin-rollin and soon after he took a classic song, butchered it, added a damn Speak N&#8217; Spell and actually made people think it was an original. It was a sad, sad year. Results may vary? Oh, yes. What a true title it was. Some cried, some people wanted to break stuff, but most got sick to their stomach and wish they never heard of a <strong>Limp Bizkit</strong>.</p>
<p>5 years later, just when you think it was safe to listen to the radio&#8230;someone bought some Limp Bizquick and is making up a fresh batch Limp Bizshit. That&#8217;s right. Ole&#8217; Fred&#8217;s gettin&#8217; most of the boyz backs togetha, dawg! <strong>Wes Borland</strong> didn&#8217;t get the call cause he was out trying to make his own thing happen that probably won&#8217;t. <strong>Terry Balsamo</strong> from <strong>Cold</strong>/<strong>Evanescence</strong> will be filling that void. No word yet as to when and where this abomination will tour or record, but I have the answers right here at Metal Martyr&#8230;-Who knows and who cares?</p>
<p>First things first, Fred. Clean up your image. You look like one of those Internet dudes that gets the big surprise on Dateline. Secondly, please don&#8217;t use that hand gesture. You don&#8217;t have the right and you look stupid doing it anyway. And lastly&#8230;no. Please no. We did nothing to deserve this.</p>
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		<title>Avenged Sevenfold Cancels Remaining U.S. Tour Dates. God Does Exist!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ And on the 1,321,684,943,251,684 day God decided that the &#8216;States heard enough Avenged Sevenfold for the year.
Avenged Sevenfold has canceled their remaining U.S. tour, citing problems with M. Shadows vocals. Fortunately for him and not us, they say they can continue the tour, starting in Japan in October. Shadows stated:
&#8220;I feel as if I&#8217;m letting so many people down, especially the fans we were supposed to see this month, but after a little rest it&#8217;ll be back to the usual craziness everyone expects of A7X. All of us are so excited about going out with BUCKCHERRY in November; our [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com">Metal Martyr</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/09/avenged-sevenfold-live-dvd.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="262" alt="Avenged Sevenfold Live DVD" src="http://www.metalmartyr.com/files/2008/09/avenged-sevenfold-live-dvd-thumb.jpg" width="262" align="right" border="0"></a> And on the 1,321,684,943,251,684 day God decided that the &#8216;States heard enough <strong>Avenged Sevenfold</strong> for the year.</p>
<p><strong>Avenged Sevenfold</strong> has canceled their remaining U.S. tour, citing problems with <strong>M. Shadows</strong> vocals. Fortunately for him and not us, they say they can continue the tour, starting in Japan in October. Shadows stated:</p>
<blockquote><p><b>&#8220;</b>I feel as if I&#8217;m letting so many people down, especially the fans we were supposed to see this month, but after a little rest it&#8217;ll be back to the usual craziness everyone expects of <b>A7X</b>. All of us are so excited about going out with <b>BUCKCHERRY</b> in November; our fans will love them as well as <b>SHINEDOWN</b> and <b>SAVING ABEL</b>.&#8221;</p>
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<p>on another note for the fans of A7X, they recently released their live DVD <strong>Live in the LBC &amp; Diamonds in the Rough, </strong>filmed back on April 7th in Long Beach California during the <strong>Taste Of Chaos tour.</strong></p>
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