Metal Martyr

Celebrities I’m Tired Of Seeing In The News

by Metal Martyr on November 20th, 2007

So every now and then I have to vent and this blog is my portal to sanity. It seems less deserving celebrities make the news too often and for the most ridiculous reasons, which in turn gives them more publicity. They say that there is no such thing as bad publicity…but that was back in the days when the internet did not exist and dirt wasn’t spread so far. Lately these following people have absolutely made me sick and tired of seeing their names EVERYWHERE!.

Let’s start with Kanye West. Last year he says some stupid remark about George Bush hating black people because New Orleans didn’t get help that it needed. Last time I checked there were white people in NOLA too. Both upper and lower class. Everyone there suffered, don’t be such an ass. Next Kanye’s mother dies. Millions of mothers have died and millions more will die. His mom is not the first and won’t be the last. So to the entire world I say this. GET OVER IT, He’s the one that should be grieving. You television pasted rejects need to stop crying like it was your own mother. Yours will die someday too and the world won’t be mourning her by your side.

Nikki Sixx is suddenly an inspiration to tweekers everywhere. He almost dies from a stupid addiction, writes a book and BAM! He’s suddenly the poster child for idiotic addicts “overcoming”. Once again…he’s not the first he won’t be the last heroin addict to clean up. I quit smoking last January and they say nicotine is more addictive that any drug out there. Maybe I can write a book called The Newport Diaries and change the world one puffer at a time! You’re almost 50 dude…time to stop teasing the hair and wearing eye liner.

Amy Winehouse…oh Amy, you’re such a mess and people love you. I don’t know why. She’s a mediocre singer in my opinion. She wears too much make-up and causes too much drama, yet she’s in the headlines everyday whether it’s drugs or battery on her obviously and equally screwed up husband/ boyfriend or whatever he is. She’s like Courtney love and Britney Spears rolled into one, minus the murdered Kurt Cobain. I think I hear the methadone clinic calling. By the way, heroine addiction is NOT a handicap, Being a quadrapeligic is a handicap. Sticking needles in your arm cause you’re too stupid not to is NOT! Speaking of Britney…

Oh Britney. WTF?!!??!? Finally the Britney bomb has fizzled out and it took yet another overhyped cd release “comeback” with the name Blackout to bring the ho-train to a screaming stop. The drama has settled a bit but we still have another stupid Britney pictured in another stupid hat. You’re not a good dancer, you’re not a good singer. You had your time, now STFU and move on and do something you’re good at…be a parent. Oh wait…you’re no good at that either! Whoever thought K-fed would look this good right now?

So there you have it. I feel much better now that I have verbally bashed a few people that have way too much money to be acting so stupid and getting so much publicity. Now I can go back to being Mr. Nice Guy…yeah right!

IMAGE SOURCES
*Kanye West
*Amy Winehouse
*Nikki Sixx
*Britney Spears

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