Classic Lyrics Murdered By A 9 Year Old
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Metal Martyr on January 28th, 2008
I went into my sons room the yesterday and he was playing his MP3 player tapped into a radio and Ted Nugent’s Cat Scratch fever was playing. Of course he has no idea what the song is about and that’s all good right now. It was at the bridge where The ‘Nuge sings “It’s nothing dangerous, “I feel no pain, I’ve got to ch-ch-change”. What comes out of his mouth? “It’s nothing dangerous, I feel the same, I’ve got a choo-choo-train!” I quickly corrected him in a stern voice and walked out of the room before busting out in laughter. It’s not the first time I’ve heard him butcher the lyrics and most of the time it’s Black Sabbath tunes. I thought this was funny enough to share. Next time you hear Cat Scratch Fever you’ll be thinking about a choo-choo-train. I know I will never sing the song the same again.
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Classic Lyrics Murdered By A 9 Year Old
Feb 1, 2008 at 1:22 am
[…] Classic Lyrics Murdered By A 9 Year Old I went into my sons room the yesterday and he was playing his MP3 player tapped into a radio and Ted Nugent’s Cat Scratch fever was playing. Of course he has no idea what the song is about and that’s all good right now. It was at the bridge where The ‘Nuge sings “It’s nothing dangerous, “I feel no pain, I’ve got to ch-ch-change”. What comes out of his mouth? “It’s nothing dangerous, I feel the same, I’ve got a choo-choo-train!” I quickly corrected him in a stern voice and walked out of the room […]
Feb 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm
At least the kid has taste, even if he does butcher the lyrics. So many kids now listen to genuine crap, manufactured pop, rap, hip-hop. Any time I hear of a kid listening to real rock, I am happy. My 14 year old nephew listens to the same music I do now and did at his age.
Feb 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm
He seems to have interest in it.It’s all he hears in the car is classic rock and metal.
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