Dating Porn Stars…WTF?
I was listening to some old Biohazard today and I got thinking…How the hell can you date a porn star? Evan Seinfeld is dating or is married to Tera Patrick. In case you don’t know who she is, she is a “Retired” porn star. You also have Tito Ortiz who dates Jenna Jameson.
I got thinking…”Tito Ortiz could probably get any girl he wanted…why Jenna Jameson?”. Sure, you know what she’s capable of after watching videos, but would you really want a girl like that. You’ve seen what she’s done and I’m sure it will come up when big arguments arise. Jenna Jameson is a beautiful girl and a porn star but would you want a relationship with her? A one off, “gimme” is a different story…but not a relationship. I’m sure Tito Ortiz has had his fair share of women…but not on video. Just makes me wonder sometimes.
Then there is Evan Seinfeld…well he’s not the best lookin’ dude, so I suppose he just might want to take whatever he can get and if it’s Tera Patrick then perhaps he better hold on to that because chances are it’s the best pu-na-nah he’s going to get…Biohazard or not.
All I have to say about this picture is…ewww!
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12 opinions for Dating Porn Stars…WTF?
dale schmucker
Jul 17, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I hope he don’t wake up one morning with “weird sores” around his ….. log
Tate
Jul 17, 2008 at 8:58 pm
i think with Tito, it’s more of a statement. he’s always seemed to act kinda of like a shithead and this is just one more statement he’s making. something you can just throw in a conversation, “i’m sleeping with a pornstar” would be a tricky one to top at types lol
Scott
Jul 17, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Unless you had her at one time two, then you could say…”I slept with her first”. I think that would be the only way to top that.
Scott
Jul 17, 2008 at 9:46 pm
well..not first but before he did…you know what I mean.
shaun
Jul 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm
tito ortiz is clearly a case of gay compensation.
Brian
Jul 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I dunno man… even if you’re a virgin until marriage, you’ve still got a history of some sort. That being said, hers is promiscuous (and just so happens to be filmed for the fapping enjoyment of millions). I really don’t think its a stretch to argue that there are plenty of men and women out there who are more sexually active than what our “wholesome society” would deem as being acceptable. At some point in any relationship you have to come to terms with your s/o’s past… just like they have to with yours.
I say that if they’ve got all the stuff that makes a relationship work, then hell man… kudos to them.
But I do ask… which is worse? A relationship with a publicly recognized porn star, or one with a closet whore?
Scott
Jul 18, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Thats a great point, brian. I really don;t know how to answer that. If the closet whore, slut, whatever, has put that behind her and you really don;t know about it then I guess a closet whore. The big difference is that it’s not all over the place, in movies, pictures etc. cause as I said. You know if they get in a heated argument that gets thrown on the table.
Tate
Jul 18, 2008 at 6:50 pm
i’d go with the closet slut. at least with the porn star you’d know what you’re getting into.
Scott
Jul 18, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Could a closet slut be another name for a blow-up doll?
Tate
Jul 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
be a new one for me, i always prefered to call them a quiet wife.
Brian
Jul 18, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Haha, I’m all about truth in advertising. Better to know what you’re getting into than find out at some later point that your girlfriend has a “website” or some shit. Besides, I’m sure Mr. Seinfeld has rocked a few groupies in his days…. so I doubt either of them can really play that card in an argument.
As for the blowup doll… shit man, I dunno. I’ll let ya’ll duke that one out. :P
Scott
Jul 18, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I hear you, Brian. It’s always nice to know those things up front and not to walk in on it….or surf on it and be like “I know here…she’s…GODAMNIT!!”
Tate…that’s a good one. I like it!
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