Dating Porn Stars…WTF?
July 16, 2008 by Scott
I was listening to some old Biohazard today and I got thinking…How the hell can you date a porn star? Evan Seinfeld is dating or is married to Tera Patrick. In case you don’t know who she is, she is a “Retired” porn star. You also have Tito Ortiz who dates Jenna Jameson.
I got thinking…”Tito Ortiz could probably get any girl he wanted…why Jenna Jameson?”. Sure, you know what she’s capable of after watching videos, but would you really want a girl like that. You’ve seen what she’s done and I’m sure it will come up when big arguments arise. Jenna Jameson is a beautiful girl and a porn star but would you want a relationship with her? A one off, “gimme” is a different story…but not a relationship. I’m sure Tito Ortiz has had his fair share of women…but not on video. Just makes me wonder sometimes.
Then there is Evan Seinfeld…well he’s not the best lookin’ dude, so I suppose he just might want to take whatever he can get and if it’s Tera Patrick then perhaps he better hold on to that because chances are it’s the best pu-na-nah he’s going to get…Biohazard or not.
All I have to say about this picture is…ewww!
Image Source: Newscom.com
I hope he don’t wake up one morning with “weird sores” around his ….. log
i think with Tito, it’s more of a statement. he’s always seemed to act kinda of like a shithead and this is just one more statement he’s making. something you can just throw in a conversation, “i’m sleeping with a pornstar” would be a tricky one to top at types lol
Unless you had her at one time two, then you could say…”I slept with her first”. I think that would be the only way to top that.
well..not first but before he did…you know what I mean.
tito ortiz is clearly a case of gay compensation.
I dunno man… even if you’re a virgin until marriage, you’ve still got a history of some sort. That being said, hers is promiscuous (and just so happens to be filmed for the fapping enjoyment of millions). I really don’t think its a stretch to argue that there are plenty of men and women out there who are more sexually active than what our “wholesome society” would deem as being acceptable. At some point in any relationship you have to come to terms with your s/o’s past… just like they have to with yours.
I say that if they’ve got all the stuff that makes a relationship work, then hell man… kudos to them.
But I do ask… which is worse? A relationship with a publicly recognized porn star, or one with a closet whore?
Thats a great point, brian. I really don;t know how to answer that. If the closet whore, slut, whatever, has put that behind her and you really don;t know about it then I guess a closet whore. The big difference is that it’s not all over the place, in movies, pictures etc. cause as I said. You know if they get in a heated argument that gets thrown on the table.
i’d go with the closet slut. at least with the porn star you’d know what you’re getting into.
Could a closet slut be another name for a blow-up doll?
be a new one for me, i always prefered to call them a quiet wife.
Haha, I’m all about truth in advertising. Better to know what you’re getting into than find out at some later point that your girlfriend has a “website” or some shit. Besides, I’m sure Mr. Seinfeld has rocked a few groupies in his days…. so I doubt either of them can really play that card in an argument.
As for the blowup doll… shit man, I dunno. I’ll let ya’ll duke that one out.
I hear you, Brian. It’s always nice to know those things up front and not to walk in on it….or surf on it and be like “I know here…she’s…GODAMNIT!!”
Tate…that’s a good one. I like it!
What a hypocritical thing to comment on.
What do you think the band members of Biohazard took vows of celibacy? More than likely Evan Seinfeld has particapted in as much raunch and debachery as Tera Patrick.
Typical macho BS. If a guy is sexually active he is a stud and has status, if a women does the same thing she is a whore and she is untouchable.
This is something only Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick need to be involved in. Obviously they don’t have a problem with either of their sexual history.
Grow up people; that is why our culture is becomming the laughing stock of the world. Millions of men paid millions of dollars to watch Tera Patrick perform; and probably fantasized themselves participating. But God forbid I actually want to be with Tera PAtrick; look at all the things she’s done!!!!!!
Gleeming words of Wisdom from Kevin Smith:
Jay:
“Bitch had a tasted of life; now she’s settling for your boring funny book making ass.”
i date a whore.. it doesnt affect you .. een in video.. until ur there and u see her enjoy the dick of another.. then u feel bad and shut down
did it occur to you that certain guys might *get off* to that, and even want that. Not saying the blogger is uptight, but there’s 51 flavors in the ice cream case. some guys set up gang bangs for their wives, dude