Dear Oderus Part 2
August 27, 2007 by Scott
The second installment of Dear Oderus has been posted at Anarchy music. Once again I have posted one of the letters. If you think this is foul then read the rest of the letters at the link at the bottom. This is a cleanest one I could find to post here. Oh, and unless your a Gwar fan, please don’t take any of Oderus’s answers seriously. They may be vulgar and foul but they are still just part of the gimmick. Enjoy
“My boyfriend is in the Marines and was sent to Iraq. Shortly afterwards I got pregnant by another man. I don’t want to lose him, so should I tell him that it’s his child and just pretend it’s his?
Anonymous
Oderus: Absolutely not. That is the worst, stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. The truth will out, as they say. The guilt will always be there and he might also notice the fact that the child looks nothing like him whatsoever. What I would do is abort the fetus and send it to him. He could tie it to his helmet or something like some kind of war trophy.”
