Dear Oderus, Volume 3
Ok, so I lied about being my last post for September but I didn’t want anyone to mis the third installment of Dear Oderus. Below is the cleanest letter I could find to post here…the rest are just too foul to post here on b5. Follow the link to Anarchy Music at the bottom to read the rest. Enjoy!
“Dear Oderus,
My girlfriend and I recently had a threesome with another female friend. She lets me play video games whenever I want, and will make me sandwiches even if I don’t ask. It’s like she knows I want a sandwich. Also, last week she gave me $20 for no reason. What the hell am I doing right?
Dan
Oderus: Don’t ask stupid questions.
Balsac: Just enjoy the sandwich.
Oderus: Just enjoy it while it lasts. You’ll F#*k up pretty soon. Go**amn, way to go! Can I get the chicks number? Good job, son.”
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3 opinions for Dear Oderus, Volume 3
Kayly
Oct 11, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I love ‘Dear Oderus’! He allows all us humans to connect with one another and his advice enlightens all those who seek his wisedom. Even if he does scare me a little, All hail to the Scumdogs!
Scott
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Yeah, Kayly. He reminds us what is really important in life. I need not say what those things are…thats his job!
KevinC
Mar 12, 2008 at 12:46 am
Haha nice, Oderus and his wisdom :]
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