Dear Oderus, Volume 3
September 30, 2007 by Scott
Ok, so I lied about being my last post for September but I didn’t want anyone to mis the third installment of Dear Oderus. Below is the cleanest letter I could find to post here…the rest are just too foul to post here on b5. Follow the link to Anarchy Music at the bottom to read the rest. Enjoy!
“Dear Oderus,
My girlfriend and I recently had a threesome with another female friend. She lets me play video games whenever I want, and will make me sandwiches even if I don’t ask. It’s like she knows I want a sandwich. Also, last week she gave me $20 for no reason. What the hell am I doing right?
Dan
Oderus: Don’t ask stupid questions.
Balsac: Just enjoy the sandwich.
Oderus: Just enjoy it while it lasts. You’ll F#*k up pretty soon. Go**amn, way to go! Can I get the chicks number? Good job, son.”
Image Source: Anarchy Music
I love ‘Dear Oderus’! He allows all us humans to connect with one another and his advice enlightens all those who seek his wisedom. Even if he does scare me a little, All hail to the Scumdogs!
Yeah, Kayly. He reminds us what is really important in life. I need not say what those things are…thats his job!
Haha nice, Oderus and his wisdom :]