Dropping a Popped Locket – WTF?
July 29, 2009 by Eric J
Found this over at Metal Sucks, and wanted to share it here. There is no way that I couldn’t, it’s like an amazingly retarded train wreck taking place for over 4 minutes, all the while building steam towards a crushingly pathetic ball of wtf. I don’t even know what to classify this crap. Autotune Gimpcore?
Douche McBaggins and his band of merry followers seriously need a new hobby.
Mother of god…
Damn you! You got me on this one. It’s like a trainwreck. I just can’t look away! I will never get this 4mins and 21secs of my life back. Is this what is happening to our youth…..OH GAWD! MAKE IT STOP!
The entire time I was watching, I thought it would turn out to be a big prank or something. No, it was no prank. It was real, and that is depressing.
1. WTF is up with those pants.
2. There are actually people getting in to this and that one dude took retarded karate moshing to a new level with the anal-entry helicopter thing.
3. That’s quite possibly the worst music I have ever heard…but his friends call him innovative.
4. Youtube should seriously restrict posting of stuff like this. I would rather see another stupid cat video than ever see anything like this ever again.
d00d. DAPL is THE shit. Not JUST shit. Know what you’re calling not metal before you call it not metal. J spizzy never accused himself of being any form of metal.
d00d <(= first sign of mental deficiencies, so I'll try to use small words.
"DAPL" was never called metal or "not metal" in my post or in the comments. Neither I, nor anyone with any sense would use the word metal in relation to that heaping pile of shit. As for J Spizzy (really? J Spizzy?) "accusing" himself of being metal, no worries. No one else is "accusing" him of being metal either.
Look, I'm all for hiring the handicapped in all sorts of different places and careers. Hell, there have been some great handicapped musicians… a one armed drummer, a couple of blind pianists, a great deaf composer, etc. I applaud J Spizzy for attempting to overcome his mental handicaps and share his art with the world, I just think that maybe it needs some work.
So not only are you “wasting your life” by watching the video, but you seem to be perfectly content “wasting” some more of your life talking shit about it. Way to go!
How can we talk shit if if we don’t watch the video? That’s the whole point of watching the video.
WOA! ok first of all none of you even know this guy…this vid is a bit lame with these kids all over the place but theyre just having fun doing wtf they want to do! second of all dapl is AMAZING i bet you wud like at least ONE of his songs or a song he’s done with somebody else. this guy is the SHIT,..not a piece of it! hes makin a livin of wut he loves and not givin a **** wut u haters think! ha wow. like u ppl have that low of self confidence to even visit a ‘metal sucks’ place or wutever the f*ck it was. lame.
To so.dandy. You’re just digging yourself into a deep hole. First, learn how to spell. Second, no. I don’t like ANYTHING this ass-clown has recorded. It’s utter shit and a disgrace to music. Also, I bet he’s making a fantastic living (by fantastic I mean living in his parents basement and working at McDonald’s when he’s not making “music”).
P.S. Metalsucks kicks ass.
That is some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen.
I almost stabbed myself while listening to this…
Nooooo! Does that mean the emos are winning?
Well this is on the METAL martyr website
so you are obviously accusing him of being some metal faker