Dude Looks Like A Lady…
by 
Metal Martyr on September 24th, 2007
Thats what the November issue of Revolver states about Bret Michaels. Revolver’s First Annual HOTT ISSUE has all sorts of “HOTT” ratings in the world of hard rock and Metal. HOTT Sport, Ultimate Fighter. HOTT animated band, Dethlok. HOTT illustrator, John Baizley (darkest hour, Skeletonwitch, and Pig Destroyer).
But by far the best thing about this HOTT lost was the HOTT chick on VH1’s Rock of Love, Bret Michaels Himself. It’s now down to two. A hot bodied stripper who’s face leaves a bit to be desired, or a flat chested cutie. Although I don’t care for the pink hair, Jess has the personality and pretty face, and Heather has a killer body but a rather weathered face and a slightly psychotic aura about her. Overall there were some scary bitches in the beginning. The black girl all the way to the right had some serious issues…but then again most of them did. I can’t believe how much I ridiculed this show but I never missed an episode…it’s embarrassing.
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6 opinions for Dude Looks Like A Lady…
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:17 pm
That’s funny, cuz I was actually wondering if Bret had any hair underneath his bandana. My boyfriend says the show is stupid, too, but he’s right there with me watching it, every time it comes on. Can’t wait for next week’s episode :)
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Serious issues?? How about that psycho Lacey chick?She was straight up nuts. I hope he goes with Jesse personally. The stripper has a good body, but her face leaves much to be desired. I have to admit this is probably one of the worst shows in the history of TV, but I have watched this, and I watched it when Flavor Flav was on, hell I even watched big brother ( and that super sucked).
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm
lacey was such a two faced whore…I can’t wait til her father watches the show ans sees who she really is. I think pickins’ must have been pretty slim with the ones that were picked!
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Don’t worry. There’s a new season of Metalocalypse. All is well.
Sep 25, 2007 at 11:57 am
Is it me or do all these women seem like “Damaged goods”, Some have “trust Issues” some “don’t want to let their gaurd down” and some just think they are gods gift to wash-up galm rockers.
Mar 12, 2008 at 1:02 am
As bad as this show was, it’s one of those things where you kind of just watch without realizing it, and at times enjoy it. Jess was probably the best one out of the others, but yea…everyone definitely had issues.
ATR
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