Finally, Someone To Hate Besides Metallica!

First he told us that we gotta have faith, then he told us he did it all for the nookie, went a’rollin-rollin-rollin and soon after he took a classic song, butchered it, added a damn Speak N’ Spell and actually made people think it was an original. It was a sad, sad year. Results may vary? Oh, yes. What a true title it was. Some cried, some people wanted to break stuff, but most got sick to their stomach and wish they never heard of a Limp Bizkit.

5 years later, just when you think it was safe to listen to the radio…someone bought some Limp Bizquick and is making up a fresh batch Limp Bizshit. That’s right. Ole’ Fred’s gettin’ most of the boyz backs togetha, dawg! Wes Borland didn’t get the call cause he was out trying to make his own thing happen that probably won’t. Terry Balsamo from Cold/Evanescence will be filling that void. No word yet as to when and where this abomination will tour or record, but I have the answers right here at Metal Martyr…-Who knows and who cares?

First things first, Fred. Clean up your image. You look like one of those Internet dudes that gets the big surprise on Dateline. Secondly, please don’t use that hand gesture. You don’t have the right and you look stupid doing it anyway. And lastly…no. Please no. We did nothing to deserve this.