GWAR’s Oderus Urungus on Fox News

August 15, 2009 by Eric J

One of the fathers of the entire human race, the 43 billion year old Oderus Urungus, recently appeared for the fifth time on the Fox News show Red Eye. Urungus was kind enough to explain a few very important facts about space to the human hosts, before reminding us all that the invasion of Earth is still expected, and the only way to save ourselves is to buy GWAR’s newest album Lust in Space. The album will be released August 18, and I suggest everyone grab a copy. Not only because this is one of the greatest GWAR albums ever, but also because we really do not want to be enslaved by an alien race that enjoy forced molestation by midgets on Intergalactic Pay-Per-View (watch the video, you’ll understand).

Oderus stated:

“After weeks of scrutiny, the fools…I mean the people at Fox News have decided to give me more airtime. This marks yet another step in the transformation of Oderus from lead singer to leading man-thing. I won’t stop until my career eclipses that of Carrot-top, who will be forced to eat his own genitals in a desperate attempt at publicity. The humans need programs like “The GWAR Show”, or “GWAR TV” or even “Everybody Loves Oderus”. Considering we are GWAR, we are the perfect choice to play ourselves!”