Headbangers Christmas Party…Who I Wouldn’t Invite
It’s channel wide List time again and this months idea was artists you’d invite to your office xmas party.
Ok, so let’s say your office…or wherever you may work has a Christmas party. Let’s just say that your boss says you can invite ten of your favorite metal artists to the festives. I can think of all sorts I would invite…but I can also think of all sorts I wouldn’t invite. Here is a list of 5 metal artisits I would NOT invite…especially if alcohol was involved, and 5 I would.
1. Lars Ulrich, honestly…who wants this whiney bastard at a party?
2. Randy Blythe. We all know how Randy gets when he drinks.
3. Glen Benton. I don’t think the upside down cross branded into his forehead would go over well with my co-workers.
4. Ozzy, cause if he’s there, chances are Sharon will be there and I can’t stand her.
5. Bruce Dickinson. Bruce can be a self rightious asshole a lot of times.
Now for the 5 I would invite
1. Willy Adler, if anything just for comic relief.
2. Dee Snider. I think dee would just be fun to be around at a party.
3. Dimebag Darrell, if he were still alive. Dime was always a friendly guy and a blast to be around from what I’ve heard.
4. Kerry King. I want to see how this guy celebrates Christmas.
5. Ronnie James Dio…dressed like an elf.
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15 opinions for Headbangers Christmas Party…Who I Wouldn’t Invite
headbanger
Dec 17, 2007 at 3:16 am
heh heh.. Dee Snider. With all the makeups, would be funny to see live.
You forgot Ville Valo. I guess you would not invite him :)
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Dec 17, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Dude, is this means if more alcohol involved the longer the will not invite list goes?
Scott
Dec 17, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Remember its an office party…it means my job. Now if this was a private party, then hell, everyone would be invited, cause that would be something to see!
But yeah, the list would be much longer.
Bruce Houghton
Dec 17, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Great anti-list, but you gotta invite Ozzy. I did and my intention was to lock Sharon in the bathroom.
Jennifer
Dec 17, 2007 at 2:19 pm
You are way clever — love the idea of who to omit. Very nice. Plus my one of best friends in high school was obsessed with Metallica and what you said about Lars sounded just like something he’d say; so that’s cool.
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Dec 17, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Dexie’s trying to pawn Lars off at my party… I’m not having him either! The whiny bastard… ;)
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Gilan
Dec 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
Scott,
You get major points in my book for pointing out how whiney Lars Ulrich is. For similar reasons Axl Rose would be on my don’t-invite list if I made one.
Check out my list at: The Beatles Invasion
Jyle
Dec 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Ozzy by himself wouldn’t be allot of fun. Sharon would just be the icing on the cake. You might just find her pissing into the punch bowl.
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