I Guess Sharon Never Heard The Phrase "You Can’t Turn A Whore In To A Housewife."
October 2, 2008 by Scott
Sharon Osbourne will be hosting VH1’s next stupid reality show in "The Rock Of Love Charm School", where she will trying to turn 14 or more train-wreck, floozies into more lady-like entities. I hope she has a magic wand because this is going to be interestingly stupid. I think she’d have better luck breast-feeding a rabid wolverine than turning these girls into anything more than a facade of moral value and self-dignity. You can sculpt a statue of Venus out of crap and it may look semi-pretty, but it’s still crap.
I honestly don’t think Sharon has the credentials to teach them how not to be a bitch. And get this…the winner get’s "$100,000 to put towards her new and improved life". No doubt it will be blown on booze, blow and more stripper negligee. Now perhaps one of them can actually go to college and stop using the excuse that she started "Dancing" to pay her way through. OK, I think I’ve dragged that through the mud far enough, even though I could probably drag it out about another light-year or so.
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Ozzy seriously needs to lock that bitch up in a room and throw away the key. She annoys the shit out of me
She may have saved him and his career long ago…but damn she seems to be everywhere and anywhere and that voice makes me cringe.
poor sharon, shes got hope but just in the wrong place, cause theres no hope for any of those sluts..well maybe for the chick who started her own clothing line after the show..but the show was shit all in all. still , gota admit.. it was funny watching those slapper bitches fight with each other. its funny how pathetic some people can really be.