Lamb Of God Re-Write The Lyrics Contest Winner

The winner for the Lamb Of God Wrath Re-write the lyrics contest is “ST” with his Bristol Palin version of Turbo. I’m still in the Sarah Palin hating mode and it won me over right from the start. Next time I’ll pick a better song, that one just happened to be stuck in my head at the time. “ST”, you’ve been sent an email. Thanks to everyone that entered. Once again here is the winning re-write:

I’m a hockey lover, did I birth my brother?
I’m a moose meat lover, used my mom for cover.

We held each other closer; gave in to our sex drive.
Wish mom had taught me birth control, before I learned to swive.

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