Lars Ulrich Enjoys "Bonding" With "Friends" In Bathroom Stalls

Oh the regret he will have for saying something so foolish in the age of Lars Ulrich-bashing…or maybe not. Via the Chicago Tribune, he talked to Blender Magazine about his days of cocaine use and drinking. Here is what he said about cocaine and one of the things he missed about using the booger sugar:

“The bonding,” he tells Blender magazine. “Two guys in a bathroom stall—it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I’ve actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding.”

Seriously, dude? Most people would say the thing they miss about a drug is the way it made them feel, the high they got…not bonding with some dudes/friends, whatever in a bathroom stall. That’s the funniest thing I have seen all week. Of course I originally read this on Blabbermouth and you know those guys are flaming the hell out of Lars right now inciting glory hole jokes and such. Someone mentioned that George Michael might be one of those “Friends”.

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