Marilyn Manson Divorced | What A Shock! UPDATED!!
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Metal Martyr on December 29th, 2007
Marilyn Manson Officially Divorced? We saw this coming though, Didn’t we? But what I want to know is who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves : “Marilyn Manson is cute and single. I think I will marry him.”, or something to that effect. Secondly, where does this anorexic Frankenstein go to pick up women?
Honestly, this guy has the face of an abused blow up doll and the personality of a rusty crescent wrench. Now he’s dating that 20 year old girl from the movie “13“? She must still be huffing the Endust if you ask me. And I’m sorry, but who wants “sloppy seconds” from Marilyn Manson anyway.
Here’s a thought Marilyn Manson…audition for the next Rock Of Love. You just might win!
In response to Kieth’s Comment I searched high and low to find the perfect woman for Marilyn Manson. Below are a few pics of some candidates for him.
Image Source For MM Match Making
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4 opinions for Marilyn Manson Divorced | What A Shock! UPDATED!!
Dec 29, 2007 at 9:47 am
Divorce is never easy for anyone, even Marilyn Manson…I wish him my best in finding the right woman for his life.
Dec 29, 2007 at 10:45 am
It’s easy for Pam Anderson. She makes an effort to do it at least once a year!
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:29 pm
He’s a definite weirdo. Evan Rachel Wood is stupid to be seeing him. I like his music, for sure, but I wouldn’t like to be with him at all.
Mar 16, 2008 at 4:15 am
Hope the best for him in the long run, and in finding someone. But I agree with Roberta. He’s not a bad guy at all, but he’s definitely really, really weird.
LTC
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