Marilyn Manson Divorced | What A Shock! UPDATED!!

December 29, 2007 by Scott  

marilynmonkey.jpgMarilyn Manson Officially Divorced? We saw this coming though, Didn’t we? But what I want to know is who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves : “Marilyn Manson is cute and single. I think I will marry him.”, or something to that effect. Secondly, where does this anorexic Frankenstein go to pick up women?

Honestly, this guy has the face of an abused blow up doll and the personality of a rusty crescent wrench. Now he’s dating that 20 year old girl from the movie “13“? She must still be huffing the Endust if you ask me. And I’m sorry, but who wants “sloppy seconds” from Marilyn Manson anyway.

Here’s a thought Marilyn Manson…audition for the next Rock Of Love. You just might win!

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In response to Kieth’s Comment I searched high and low to find the perfect woman for Marilyn Manson. Below are a few pics of some candidates for him.

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7 Responses to “Marilyn Manson Divorced | What A Shock! UPDATED!!”
  1. Keith says:

    Divorce is never easy for anyone, even Marilyn Manson…I wish him my best in finding the right woman for his life.

  2. Scott says:

    It’s easy for Pam Anderson. She makes an effort to do it at least once a year!

  3. Roberta says:

    He’s a definite weirdo. Evan Rachel Wood is stupid to be seeing him. I like his music, for sure, but I wouldn’t like to be with him at all.

  4. KevinC says:

    Hope the best for him in the long run, and in finding someone. But I agree with Roberta. He’s not a bad guy at all, but he’s definitely really, really weird.

    LTC

  5. coreymtl666 says:

    your a dumb fruit. ho the hell do u know marlyn manson has a bad personality? u have lunch with him every thursday or something?

  6. Every other Friday we get together for some tea and crumpets…you should join us some time.

  7. raetsel says:

    after watching him talk – he seems very interesting and intelligent if you ask me. maybe you are all the weird ones :p

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