Meet The Black Satans – The Most Br00tal Black Metal Band Ever

Here is a hilarious black metal parody. The Black Satans – “The Mutilation of Christ”.

“The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamosh were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done. This is true Norwegian black metal from Finland. The Black Satans.”

[via: Aquadrunkard]