Metal Martyr Observations

It’s amazing how sometimes the smallest, most stupid things are noticed by metal fans like myself. For instance…

No matter how old Alice Cooper gets…he still has some very nice teeth. Must have a good dental plan.

Tommy Lee, as much as I hate him and think he is such an over-rated, mediocre drummer…you can not deny that he can twirl a drum stick like no other.

That thing on Lemmy’s face gets bigger every time I see it.

George Corpse-grinder Fisher’s neck is much wider than his head.

Black metal is still the goofiest genre in metal…even compared to Nu-Metal.

Every Time I see a Manowar or Venom band photo…I have laugh.

I don’t care how gay Rob Halford is and what he’s done in his personal life, he is by far one of the best Metal vocalists ever…EVER!

No matter what Dave Mustaine says or does to make people despise him he will always be an under-rated guitar player and an absolutely amazing song writer.

Metallica, even though they have written and recorded some of he most classic songs in metal, a lot of people can not get past the shit they have done since 1990 and they will will go down in metal history as the band that went from great to…eh. Will they ever recover? Even maybe one last time? I would like to hope they can but my faith in Metallica pretty much went to shit with St. Anus.

Lastly, Ronnie James Dio and Rob Zombie. Now matter how old RJD gets and how far his hairline recedes, or how much of a tool Rob Zombie can be..their both really cool and have made an impact in metal.