Motley Crue To Make Important Announcement April 15th
April 10, 2008 by Scott
The Rockvine and Sneak Attack Media have made the following Press Release Regarding an important announcement to be made by Motley Crue on April 15th:
“On April 15, Motley Crue will be making an announcement in LA. You can win a chance to hear the news first-hand. Check out this video for clues and if you think you know what’s up, enter your guesses at THEROCKVINE.COM for a chance to win.”
What’s the announcement, that they’re still relevant? (cough, cough)
Are they going to announce they’ve decided to stop sucking?
OOO ooo I know – they’re gonna announce that they have finally decided to stop making music! YAY!!!!
Are they bringing back Jon Corabi since it worked so well the first time?
You guys are killin me!…John Corabi..Lmao…that worked as well as that one dude with Van Halen. See…can’t even remember his name. Or was that John Corabi too?
Gary Cherone. He was also in that ass kickin’ band Extreme. And by ass kickin’ I mean totally lame.
First of all, Motley Crue are true Rock icons. Their tunes are about Rockin, fightin, fuckin, drinkin and snortin, that is what rock and roll is about. The bands of today all cry about political bullshit and how their girlfriends left them to become lesbians, BOO Fuckin’ Hoo! The announcement will be that Sixx AM will also be part of the tour…I made that up, I don’t know.
Ok, look. I’m pushing 40. I bought Motley Crue’s first two albums when they were originally released. Then they released Theater of Pain and it was all downhill from there. To me Motley Crue hasn’t been relevant in 20 years. Twisted Sister is more relevant for having their song in a tampon commercial or whatever it was.
all you who put down the crue, the greateset rock band in the world are just plain pussy punks that have no music definition you jerkoffs!