Random Thought: I Wonder What Shawn Crahan’s Batting Average Is?
February 27, 2009 by Scott
Do you think Shawn Crahan is a fan of Baseball.The only reason I ask is because I always see him carrying around that baseball bat in photos. I mean I know he beats on the kegs and shit while on stage, but he also has it for photo shoots. I’m just wondering if he carries it everywhere like he does his camera. Like just in case he comes across a batting cage on tour, he always has his lucky aluminum slugger with him. Also does he use performance enhancing drugs like A-Rod and Clemens? I’m just sayin’.
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That was brilliant. I’m afraid that will fly over some people’s heads though.
I think he carries the bat because he’s just that hardcore.