“My boyfriend is in the Marines and was sent to Iraq. Shortly afterwards I got pregnant by another man. I don’t want to lose him, so should I tell him that it’s his child and just pretend it’s his?

Anonymous

Oderus: Absolutely not. That is the worst, stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. The truth will out, as they say. The guilt will always be there and he might also notice the fact that the child looks nothing like him whatsoever. What I would do is abort the fetus and send it to him. He could tie it to his helmet or something like some kind of war trophy.”

Dear Oderus part 2

Post from: Metal Martyr

Gwar frontman, Oderus Urungus has signed a six month deal with anarchymusic.net to do a series of advice columns. It’s kinda like asking Henry Rollins for acting lessons. Anyway you can read the first part of the series here (Dear Oderus). Here is just one of the letters:

I’ve tried for 9 years to get along with my stepson. He’s now 15 years old and he is mean, he lies and getting him to do chores is impossible. I can’t stand him and it’s had a huge impact on my relationship with my husband. Should I wait it out and hope that he moves out when he turns 18 or what?

NucknFuts

Oderus: Well, you have many choices, but I would say that you could wait it out. In another couple of years the kid’s going to be out of the house anyway and you can enjoy your relationship with your husband. Or, you can take an ax and bury it in the child’s forehead, bury him in the backyard in a shallow grave and basically use him as fertilizer in the garden. So either wait three years or kill him right now.

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Post from: Metal Martyr