I thought the above title would fit the show better kinda like Scott Baio’s stupid show on VH1. I started watching the Rock Of Love 2 on VH1 the other night just to cure my curiousity cause I watched last season religiously. Sad…I know. Anyway, I could barely stomach it this time around. Perhaps because you kinda know whats going on in this one. Unlike last season, everyone of these girls are FUTT BUCKIN UGLY!! Ok, well there are one or two that aren’t too bad, but If I was Brett I would have fired whoever picked these girls. First …read more

Once again it’s theme day at the b5 Media channel and todays theme is Resolutions made by Bands/Stars that will probably be broken. I contacted a publicist for each of the following Bands and/or Stars and asked them if their clients had made any new years resolutions. Here is was they told me!

Zakk Wylde
Resolves to start taking a shower at least once a week, and once a month when touring.

During Marilyn Manson’s recent divorce he complained that he didn’t have any support from his parents and said he had become displaced from them long ago. I took it upon myself to do some diggin and see if I could find them for him and maybe reunite them. Here is what I found…

Marilyn Manson Officially Divorced? We saw this coming though, Didn’t we? But what I want to know is who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves : “Marilyn Manson is cute and single. I think I will marry him.”, or something to that effect. Secondly, where does this anorexic Frankenstein go to pick up women?
Honestly, this guy has the face of an abused blow up doll and the personality of a rusty crescent wrench. Now he’s dating that 20 year old girl from the movie “13“? She must still be huffing the Endust if you ask me. And …read more

So VH1 thought is was necessary to start a new reality show with Poison’s vocalist Bret Michaels. I really didn’t want to feature anything about this because I have never considered Poison to be metal but I do have an opinion on it so I thought “Screw it”, what better reason to bash a washed up glam star.
Anyway this new show will be about Bret Michaels trying to find love like Flava Flave (Flavor Flave, I’m not sure how it’s spelled but who really cares) in the Flava of love. Now I know 99% of you don’t watch this garbage …read more