Ok, so let’s say your office…or wherever you may work has a Christmas party. Let’s just say that your boss says you can invite ten of your favorite metal artists to the festives. I can think of all sorts I would invite…but I can also think of all sorts I wouldn’t invite. Here is a list of 5 metal artisits I would NOT invite…especially if alcohol was involved, and 5 I would.

1. Lars Ulrich, honestly…who wants this whiney bastard at a party?

2. Randy Blythe. We all know how Randy gets when he drinks.

3. Glen Benton. I don’t think the upside down cross branded into his forehead would go over well with my co-workers.

4. Ozzy, cause if he’s there, chances are Sharon will be there and I can’t stand her.

5. Bruce Dickinson. Bruce can be a self rightious asshole a lot of times.

Now for the 5 I would invite

1. Willy Adler, if anything just for comic relief.

2. Dee Snider. I think dee would just be fun to be around at a party.

3. Dimebag Darrell, if he were still alive. Dime was always a friendly guy and a blast to be around from what I’ve heard.

4. Kerry King. I want to see how this guy celebrates Christmas.

5. Ronnie James Dio…dressed like an elf.

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