Gene Simmons and a group of young ladies arrived in a limo at a San Diego 7-Eleven yesterday to promote Frank’s Energy Drink.

You may recall the controversial sex tape of Gene and a model from Frank’s Energy drink that he claimed could be decades old…so that would make Frank’s Energy Drink decades old and the model also decades older than she was then. I’m glad Franks Energy Drink is an equal opportunity employer that allows older models to be a part of their product. I wonder if he downed a can of Frank’s before his sexual endeavor so he could keep the little demon going.

Gene was quoted saying: “This is actually a better product, everybody talks about energy drinks but usually they’re just cough medicine,” said Simmons. “This is something that’s actually pasteurized. It’s Austrian and there are different flavors.”

I think your brain has been pasteurized, Gene. Cough medicine, eh? I didn’t know that! Next time I have a bad chest cold I’m going to go out and buy all sorts of energy drinks…but not Frank’s..because that is NOT cough medicine. I’ve drank my share of energy drinks and none of them have resembled or even tasted like cough medicine. I mean Monster tastes like shit but not like Nyquil.

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