Ok, so I decided to have some fun yesterday and learn how to subtitle a video. Below is the result. Be warned that there is a lot of NSFW language.
Enjoy.

Here is a hilarious black metal parody. The Black Satans – “The Mutilation of Christ”.
“The band called The Black Satans was born in the summer of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamosh were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a true Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then, in the late 2008 the Black Satans sold …read more

Arkard wrote a hilarious and awesome article about the different genres of metal over at Cracked.com. Here is his flowchart to help you figure out how to determine what genre of metal you are listening to right now:

So what freaky sub-genre are you currently listening to? Go read Arkard’s post, it’s \m/.
[image: Arkard/Cracked]

I can’t stop laughing here. I was checking out Scott’s Hook in Mouth and came across an entry about a Radio Disney version of Slipknot’s “Wait and Bleed“. Being full of wtf, I had to check it out, and it’s absolutely brilliant. The person who created that little chunk of comedy gold is named Andy Rehfeldt, and he has created other “shreds”. Check out the death metal version of Jonas Brothers doing their song “Paranoid” below, followed by Lamb of God’s “Set to Fail” all jazzed out!
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I think The Trooper was one of Iron Maiden’s best songs, loved it as a kid, love it now. So while listening to this mashup of The Trooper with The Monkees’ I’m a Believer, my kid came running out and yelled “Shrek!”, which made me realize how much the music of our childhood can make us grin. Yes, a song about charging headlong into battle knowing you face certain death makes me smile. Especially when mixed this way:

Steel Panther has just unleashed their video for “Community Property” upon us, and it is absolutely hilarious. “Community Property” is a touching, heartfelt song about the tedium of touring and being away from the one you love, while having to give a piece of yourself to all of your fans. Check it out!
By the way, this video is very NSFW.
Check the video out here, and tell me… would you tour with these guys?[image: Total Assault]