Metal Martyr Observations

It’s amazing how sometimes the smallest, most stupid things are noticed by metal fans like myself. For instance…
No matter how old Alice Cooper gets…he still has some very nice teeth. Must have a good dental plan.
Tommy Lee, as much as I hate him and think he is such an over-rated, mediocre drummer…you can not deny that he can twirl a drum stick like no other.
That thing on Lemmy’s face gets bigger every time I see it.
George Corpse-grinder Fisher’s neck is much wider than his head.
Black metal is still the goofiest genre in metal…even compared to Nu-Metal.
Every Time I see a …read more