Ok, so I decided to have some fun yesterday and learn how to subtitle a video. Below is the result. Be warned that there is a lot of NSFW language.
Enjoy.

Researchers have discovered that black mascara causes several previously unknown ailments, including depression, uncontrollable crying and the urge to cut shapes and misspelled slogans into arms and legs. To make matters worse, mascara has been blamed for increasing the sales of shitty music.  In response to this amazing discovery, all black mascara is being pulled from shelves immediately, and emergency measures are being discussed by world leaders.
The so-called “Emo community” is not pleased:
The non-conforming conformist Emos have promised to blare Sunny Day Real Estate in the streets while slicing at their appendages with dull scissors until this “heinous travesty” has …read more