Sharon Osbourne will be hosting VH1’s next stupid reality show in "The Rock Of Love Charm School", where she will trying to turn 14 or more train-wreck, floozies into more lady-like entities. I hope she has a magic wand because this is going to be interestingly stupid. I think she’d have better luck breast-feeding a rabid wolverine than turning these girls into anything more than a facade of moral value and self-dignity. You can sculpt a statue of Venus out of crap and it may look semi-pretty, but it’s still crap.
I honestly don’t think Sharon has the credentials …read more

I thought the above title would fit the show better kinda like Scott Baio’s stupid show on VH1. I started watching the Rock Of Love 2 on VH1 the other night just to cure my curiousity cause I watched last season religiously. Sad…I know. Anyway, I could barely stomach it this time around. Perhaps because you kinda know whats going on in this one. Unlike last season, everyone of these girls are FUTT BUCKIN UGLY!! Ok, well there are one or two that aren’t too bad, but If I was Brett I would have fired whoever picked these girls. First …read more

During Marilyn Manson’s recent divorce he complained that he didn’t have any support from his parents and said he had become displaced from them long ago. I took it upon myself to do some diggin and see if I could find them for him and maybe reunite them. Here is what I found…

Marilyn Manson Officially Divorced? We saw this coming though, Didn’t we? But what I want to know is who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves : “Marilyn Manson is cute and single. I think I will marry him.”, or something to that effect. Secondly, where does this anorexic Frankenstein go to pick up women?
Honestly, this guy has the face of an abused blow up doll and the personality of a rusty crescent wrench. Now he’s dating that 20 year old girl from the movie “13“? She must still be huffing the Endust if you ask me. And …read more

Tommy Lee wanted to put some rumors to rest that he would be in the next VH1 reality show “Rock Of Love 2″, Deeming the show stupid. However, Tommy did the whole Tommy Lee goes to college two years ago. Nothing like seeing a 40 year old man go to college and try to be 21 again. He might as well, he dresses like a 15 year old skater boy. I bet he’s got a pair of chucks at home just like that!
Ringgggaaling-ling!, Hello?…hey Tommy, it’s the poser club. They want their president back!

Thats what the November issue of Revolver states about Bret Michaels. Revolver’s First Annual HOTT ISSUE has all sorts of “HOTT” ratings in the world of hard rock and Metal. HOTT Sport, Ultimate Fighter. HOTT animated band, Dethlok. HOTT illustrator, John Baizley (darkest hour, Skeletonwitch, and Pig Destroyer).
But by far the best thing about this HOTT lost was the HOTT chick on VH1’s Rock of Love, Bret Michaels Himself. It’s now down to two. A hot bodied stripper who’s face leaves a bit to be desired, or a flat chested cutie. Although I don’t care for …read more