Metal Martyr » shagrath http://www.metalmartyr.com Heavy Metal News, Reviews & Opinions Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:10:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 This Is Killing Me!! Nicholas Cage’s Ex Girlfriend http://www.metalmartyr.com/this-is-killing-me-nicholas-cages-ex-girlfriend/ http://www.metalmartyr.com/this-is-killing-me-nicholas-cages-ex-girlfriend/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:04:58 +0000 Scott http://www.metalmartyr.com/this-is-killing-me-nicholas-cages-ex-girlfriend/ Post from: Metal Martyr

]]> Christina-Fulton_nc Anyone else get a good laugh every time you see news about Dimmu Borgir front man, Shagrath and his bride to be who’s name is apparently “Nicholas Cage’s Ex-Girlfriend”. Seriously, why do they have to refer to her as that. I never knew or cared that this chick was Nicholas Cage’s Ex. Do you think when he introduces her to people he’s like “Bill, I’d like to you to meet Nicholas Cage’s ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton.”. C’mon now. Who really cares who’s ex-girlfriend she is?

They were supposed to get married and had to post pone it for reasons that I could care less about and don’t feel like typing up here. I wonder if they will be married in Holy Matrimony or will it be Unholy Matrimony?

Minister: Do You Stian Tomt Shagrath Thoresen take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife.

Shaggy :( In a most evil voice) I do…

Minister: And do you, Nicholas Cage’s ex-girlfriend take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in corps paint and in flesh, in plague and in famine, till death do you part?

Nichoals Cage’s Ex-girlfriend: I’m sorry, What???

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