The Rock Of Love Charm School

Metal Hammer is reporting that according to TMZ that Sharon allegedly attacked one of the Rock Of Love: Charm School cast members during a taping of the shows Reunion special Saturday night. Apparently Megan Hauserman said to Sharon Osbourne that the only reason that she is only famous for managing a brain-dead rock star. I guess this set Sharon off and she ran across the stage and grabbed Hauserman by the hair and wouldn’t let go. L.A.P.D. came and it’s said that Megan had to take a trip to the hospital. Hopefully we will see the video of this incident some time soon.

We all know that Ozzy’s not brain-dead and at times you can’t understand a damn word he’s saying…but he’s still Ozzy! While Megan’s Statement might hold some truth, the only reason that Ozzy is perhaps still alive and became successful in his solo career after Black Sabbath is because Sharon whipped him back in to shape and out of his slump after Black Sabbath ousted him.

Good for Sharon. I have caught a few episodes of the show late at night and I honestly don’t know how she put up with these girls as long as she did. I think Miss Megan needs to realize that the only reason that she’s famous (If that’s what you want to call it) is because she got on a VH1 reality show with a bunch of other strippers/whores/skanks/sluts/floozies (I could go on) to try to win the heart of Bret Michaels and/or get your ticket off of the brass poll. Way to go, you’re a star!!!

On another note: you may be thinking “This girl is hot”, but I had to download the high-res image for this post with an extreme close-up of her face…she looks a little, um,…slow if you know what I mean.

Image: Newscom.com

Post from: Metal Martyr

Sharon Osbourne

I honestly don’t think Sharon has the credentials to teach them how not to be a bitch. And get this…the winner get’s "$100,000 to put towards her new and improved life". No doubt it will be blown on booze, blow and more stripper negligee. Now perhaps one of them can actually go to college and stop using the excuse that she started "Dancing" to pay her way through. OK, I think I’ve dragged that through the mud far enough, even though I could probably drag it out about another light-year or so.

If you feel the need for more information on this, you can stroll on over to VH1.com and check out the trailers

Image used with permission from Newscom.com

Post from: Metal Martyr

Can you blame the him? Four seasons on MTV and everyone in America got a glimpse of what drugs and living with Sharon Osbourne can do to a person’s head. Jack is out to produce a documentary (titled ‘John‘) to perhaps change the worlds perception of Ozzy as the bumbling, shuffling, feeble minded man that he appeared to be on MTV.

“The hard part is getting people to be honest and not have [the documentary] be a fluff piece, because that’s not what we’re trying to do,” said Jack. “I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is. I think ‘The Osbournes,’ to a degree, tarnished the public’s perception of my dad. I think [it] almost discredited who he is as an artist. My dad’s not an idiot ― he’s nothing short of genius, in my opinion. He does have huge flaws, and we’re trying to really paint an honest picture of that.”

We all know that Ozzy is not the fool that MTV made him out to be and most people respect the work and music that Ozzy has brought us for the the 40 years…with maybe the exception of Black Rain and Ozmosis. I’d like to see the end result of this. At least he’s not trying to make some crappy pop/rock album like his sister. That was disgusting. ʂɰ

Post from: Metal Martyr

I gotta tell you, this has been a long week. Waiting for the week and my employment with a company that I have been with for almost three years come to an end, has been kind of nerve racking. This is a big chance I’m taking but I hope it will all be worth it. With that said, I’m sitting here sucking down some Heinekens and wrangling up some metal news for you.

Metallica’s new single “The Day That Never Comes” has been getting a lot of mediocre reviews. Metalsucks.net posted a bunch of other sites reviews, to include my own (while pointing out my Grammatik flaws). A lot of people hated the reviews and it was mainly one person just re-posting stupid comments under different names. I got called fat, lazy and was even accused of living with my parents. The fact is that listening to Metallica these days is like wiping your ass with your left hand (Right, whichever is your less dominant), It just doesn’t feel right but you know it has to be done. I can’t wait until this is released and I don’t feel the need to talk about it anymore.

Killswitch Engage are set to hit the studio in October for a hopeful spring ‘09 release. Yes, I will be looking forward to that.

Sharon Osbourne is writing a fiction novel. It’s called “I’m A Good Mother”

Rob Halford said “I don’t think a straight man could do my job.” To that I say ‘Rob, no one can do your job.’ Although Nostradamus was not what I expected, it’s still an amazing (very long) but amazing record.

Winds Of Plague Fired Their Drummer. I got to see them play two lousy songs that the crowd loved for 6 minutes. That was the highlight of my Thrash And Burn experience. I missed Arsis, I was pissed, bought their cd.

All That Remains posted their new video for Chiron off of their upcoming Overcome release on September 16th. I really dig it.

Post from: Metal Martyr

Busy, Busy weekend. Had to work on a lot of things around the house yesterday in preparation for my daughter’s birthday. That kind of explains the lack of updates. This will be my last week at my present job, so starting next week there should be a lot more updates throughout the days. I’m really looking forward to this!

I have a really cool prize to give away sometime soon. I had an autographed copy of Machine Head’s The Blackening but I gave that to a friend already so that won’t be going out, however I have something in store and if you’re a guitar player you may be interested in it. I’ll just leave it at that until I announce the contest. With that, lets get to some bits and pieces of news from the last couple days.

Wes Borland, you know, the guitar player that used to play for Limp Bizkit. Well it appears that he needs some work so he’s found a new home in Marilyn Manson. Now he can slap the make-up and all that good stuff on and fit right in…

Lamb Of God plan to release their next record in early 2009. They until then they will hit up a bunch of left coast tour dates with Metallica. I’m willing to bet that they are going to steal the show.

Divine Heresy found a new singer in Travis Neil from The Bereaved. Most people said the re-recorded version of Bleed The Fifth doesn’t sound much different from the Tommy Cummings version. Maybe that’s what Dino’s looking for.

In a recent interview Vince Neil said that Generation Swine was “a terrible record”, to that we all said ‘No Shit, Sherlock!’

Wayne Static’s porn star wife has decided it’s time to stop taking in other men and try to live a ‘normal life’. It would be nice if Wayne would try a new approach to music and make a record that doesn’t sound like the last one.

Bruce Dickinson just turned 50, but he doesn’t look a day over 51…and he still hates Sharon Osbourne.

Until next time…piss off!!

Post from: Metal Martyr

There is a new Ozzy impersonator on the TV show America’s Got Talent. It was such a convincing resemblance that Sharon Osbourne wanted him to pull down his pants so she could make sure it wasn’t really Ozzy, but then she remembered that she was wearing Ozzy pants so it could not have been him.

The Dio-era Black Sabbath: Rules Of Hell box set has sold just over 2600 copies in it’s first week. Not too shabby.

Christian Metalcore band War Of Ages also sold around 2600 copies or Arise And Conquer in it’s first week. That’s pretty good for the first week sales of a lesser known band of that genre. I bought a copy last week. I dig it. It’s not anything epic, but it’s a good metalcore album.

The ‘Nuge will be a special guest on Chris Angel Mindfreak. Chris is going to attempt to change Ted’s redneck ways…ok, Teddy’s going to shoot an arrow from a crossbow at Chris Angel and Chris is going to try to catch it. Whoop-dee-friggin’ doo! I hope he fails…but we know he won’t because he’s such a super-dooper magical dude.

Kreator have posted a studio report and pictures here

Motley Crue are supposed to make another ‘Important’ announcement in L.A. at noon tomorrow. Anyone have any ideas what it is?

Andreas Kisser will release his solo album entitle Hubris I & II on October 6th via Mascot Records. I’m eager to hear what that’s going to sound like. I’ve always like Andreas even post Max-Sepultura.

Check out new Helloween video footage and photos of them at the Rockin’ Field Festival in Milan Italy from July 26th here.

Sebastian Bach says…Anyone really give a shit about Sebastian Bach here?

All Shall Perish have posted two new songs from their upcoming release Awaken The Dreamers on their Myspace.

Post from: Metal Martyr

Antimusic reported that Sharon Osbourne said in an interview that Ozfest will return next year as it did in the past and she wants AC/DC to open. That will be interesting…how the hell does she plan on paying for that gig. AC/DC aren’t exactly cheap act to book, I don’t care how old they are. You can read Antimusic’s take on it here

There is more rumors of a Slayer retirement. We heard this awhile back, but this time it sounds much more inevitable. in This Interview at Thrashhits.com, Tommy Araya says “Yeah. Let’s put it this way, this is the final record of our commitment with Rick Rubin.” But that leaves an open end. Does this mean the last Slayer record or just the last one with Rick Ruben? Maybe they will try different ventures.

Id there a Metallica track listing for Death Magnetic? It appears so and there is actually going to be an Unforgiven III. But now it’s kind of up in the air or maybe someone leaked some shit they were not supposed to. Blabbermouth first reported this and not it looks as if the source site has taken down the announcement…WTF?

Kataklysm recently announced a North American Tour. I can only hope they play in some venue near me but I can’t get my hopes up. If you haven’t heard the entire Prevail album, buy it, borrow it burn it, whatever…it’s brutal, it rips, it kills…ok, can’t think of any other metal sounding expressions to describe this album…oh wait…IT SLAYS!!

Want to win Opeth’s Watershed? I hope you Unreadable band logo skills are up to par. Metalsucks.net has a weekly contest called “Completely Unreadable Band Logo Of The Week“. If you can guess the band who’s logo looks so ridiculously stupid that you can not even read it, then you could win a cd. Click here to check it out.

Post from: Metal Martyr

Mother of the Year Sharon Osbourne is trying to place the blame for her son’s drug addiction on the shoulders of Courtney Love.

Of course, any sane mother wouldn’t let their children near someone like Love but Sharon is clearing pointing the finger outwards towards Love, claiming she got her son Jack hooked on hillbilly heroin.
Sharon apparently believes that Courtney Love encouraged her then 15 year-old son Jack to take Oxycotin. This begs the question of what sane parent would let their kids hang around a known junkie? (both Love and Jack have since cleaned up).

“I will never have time for Courtney Love. There’s not a shadow of a doubt about that. My dislike for her is very personal,” Sharon said according to Gigwise. “I’m not saying Jack wouldn’t have taken it if she hadn’t given it to him, but I’m appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else’s child?”

Credits for the info to Antimusic.com.

To read the full article and see what other commetns were left click here (Mother Of The Year)

Image Source: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020506/103953__osbournes_l.jpg

Post from: Metal Martyr