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Metallica…Are Pervs’

Scott — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:26:31 +0000

You know what sucks about having a full time job is that a lot of the time I have to wait until after work to catch up on updates for my blogs. So there are a few pieces of news I have to catch up on. It’s not really news anymore that Metallica have released the artwork for Death Magnetic, so I thought I would try to make this interesting.

It’s quite obvious that the new album cover isn’t anything really epic and it’s cool that they are using the old Metallica logo. As every other site and commenter has said that it looks like a vagina. Is this intentional? I think so. Now let’s look at a few other things I’ve thought about today. I’m going to try to run through this quick because there is other news I need to get to.

Let’s start back at The Black Album. The Black Album has a snake on it…this can be perceived as a phallic symbol…or a penis for those without a dictionary.

Load- We all know that the cover of Load is supposedly semen and blood. Again…sexually related. Reload..the same, but this time is piss and blood.

Remember the S&M album…do I need to elaborate (Yes we know it stands for Symphony & Metallica, but it also stands for the obvious)

Then you have St. Anger. The cover with a hands bound…bondage anyone?

And now a Death Magnetic with a vagina shaped like a coffin…or is it a coffin shaped like a vagina? I know some people are going to take all of this seriously and get all up in a frenzy…but it’s ok. It all just seems like a funny coincidence to me, true or not. The cover art for Death Magnetic is simple yet kind of cool and I hope the music is a 1000 times better.

Image Source: Metallica.com

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Metallica’s Best Release | The Results Are In

Scott — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:37:37 +0000

I started the Metallica Poll 2 weeks ago and today I’m taking it down just to replace it with another useless, yet entertaining poll. Here is the results.

Master Of Puppets, although started off a bit slow won the poll with 30% of the votes (42/138)

…And Justice For All Started out strong but in the past week started to fall slightly short. AJFA took second place with 26% of the votes (36/138)

Ride The Lightning came in third with 16% and 22 votes.

Sadly the Black Album just barely beat out Kill ‘Em All with a 17 to 15. I’m assuming this travesty only happened because of all the people that voted for Master Of Puppets or AJFA took the votes from Kill ‘Em All.

Reload and St Anger both got two votes, but one of the votes for St. Anger doesn’t count because it was just me being an ass.

Garage Inc. and S&M both took 1 vote and Load, poor Load got nothing.

So there you have it. Out of 138 people/votes Master Of Puppets has been voted as Metallica’s Best Release.

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Time To Vote: Metallica’s Best Release…you decide.

Scott — Sun, 25 May 2008 18:51:17 +0000

I’ve been rating a few of my favorite bands albums lately and I figured I’d not touch this one and I’ve been pondering on a new poll here for quite some time and figured with all the news and hype of Metallica’s new album coming this fall, why not a Metallica poll. It’s kind of stupid but I’m eager to see what the outcome will be. You can only vote once. IP’s are logged so there’s no pecker-heads loading the ballots. I have included every album to include Garage Inc and S&M but not the Garage Days 5.98 EP. Vote seriously and if you feel it’s necessary to comment on your vote and why you voted for that particular album then feel free. Vote Away!…oh yeah. I almost forgot…NUTTY!

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