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The Rock Of Love Bus With Bret Michaels Casting Calls

Scott — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:41:04 +0000

The Rock Of Love Bus With Bret Michaels is fired up and might be rolling to a town near you. Want to know more? Click on the link. (even if you don’t want to know more, click it anyway. It’s fun to read!)

Rock Of Love Bus Casting Calls

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Why Can’t I Stop Watching This Show

Scott — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:00:08 +0000

After all the trash talking, all the criticism, I can’t stop watching this show. Perhaps it’s because there is nothing better on. I know it’s not because this show is chuck full of beautiful women cause it ain’t! There are a few decent looking ones. I just don’t know. I see that it’s on and I turn to it.

I do know one thing though…Bret Michaels is lookin’ rough and finally he has shown himself without the bandanna. The guy is not going bald but he does have an extremely big forehead and If I were him I’d wear the stupid hats and bandannas too.

Most of these girls are half his age. I have to give the man credit though, anyone that can put up with so much crap has a lot of patience. Like they say “no matter how hot a woman is, there is always some guy that’s sick and tired of her sh!t!”. And this work both ways too.

But wait I’m not finished yet. This guy keeps kissing all over every one of these women. Bret, think about what your doing…do you have any idea where all of these mouths have been? And ladies (you don’t deserve that title), think about all the mouths that have been on Bret’s mouth and where those mouths have been. Every time he starts making out with one of these women it makes me kinda queezy and I have to change the channel. The free clinic is going to be pretty busy when this show is over.

This will be my last post about this show. I feel that I’ve posted too much about it already.

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Bimbos, Boobs and Botox, Starring Bret Michaels

Scott — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:32:18 +0000

Flipping through the channels once more I came across The Rock Of Love. VH1’s new reality with Poison’s Bret Michaels. I watched about 5 to 7 minutes of this just because stupidity sparks my curiosity.

Honestly I would really like to see what Bret’s hairline looks like under that hat. He never is without it or the bandana. It makes a person wonder. Next I noticed that he looks like he’s had some botox treatments. His face looks like hell and the only thing keeping these girls around is the fact that they are on TV and they actually think that they may have a relationship with this wash-up. And I neglected to mention that some of these women are hideous! I couldn’t watch anymore due to the fact that I had to run to the bathroom and purge my mind off of this mental fecal matter.

Somehow this actually got really good ratings.

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Facing Reality: The Rock of Love

Scott — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:30:53 +0000

So VH1 thought is was necessary to start a new reality show with Poison’s vocalist Bret Michaels. I really didn’t want to feature anything about this because I have never considered Poison to be metal but I do have an opinion on it so I thought “Screw it”, what better reason to bash a washed up glam star.

Anyway this new show will be about Bret Michaels trying to find love like Flava Flave (Flavor Flave, I’m not sure how it’s spelled but who really cares) in the Flava of love. Now I know 99% of you don’t watch this garbage and you’re not missing anything. From what I’ve gathered from the preview, the women he is trying to hook up with are either washed up groupies or just a bunch of blond bimbo sluts. “Whats wrong with that?” you say? Well nothing if we were still in 1988.

Obviously this is another one of those “Comeback” attempts that most of the 80’s glam rock band members do to try to keep them from being a 44 year old burger flipper. I’m tired of seeing these guys trying to bring it back. Have you seen some of the hair-dos these guys are sporting these days. They are kinda like the ‘dos that the younger rockers are wearing, like Medina Lake and crap like that. If you expected me to cover bands like that then you came to the wrong place.

I’m sorry guys but your time is over. Your music will live on in the hearts of the people that loved it then, and they will grow old with you and will be the only ones showing up at your club gigs flashing their saggy breasts and still trying to get backstage by giving your roadies a B.J. as usual. Sorry, you just picked a bad genre of rock that we all knew (maybe except for you) that wouldn’t last.

Glam was only about one thing. Having a good time, partying, getting laid, making bad,flashy music with remarkably bad hair to match, and moving on to the next town to do it all over again. Sorry if your record label, managers and merch. reps robbed you while you were doing all that and now you have nothing to show for but a wore out pair of tiger striped spandex pants.

Bret, who is now 44 years old is looking for a girl who can keep up with his rock and roll life style and not be jealous of his “one true” passion, performing. Whatever, dude. The only thing you’re gonna find on this reality show is a bunch of crazy women who you will find are loopier than Paris Hilton and just as slutty. Maybe next season on VH1 we’ll see Gary Glitter goes back to grade school to find his true love. (Only a few of you will understand that)

Also I wander how far back Brett’s hairline would be if he ever took off that stupid cowboy hate or the bandanna.

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