“Fuck Wes Borland, and fuck everyone who supported this lying sack of shit.” ~Axl Rosenburg from Metalsucks.net

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Limp Bizkit Reunion? Snap Yo! Didn’t I just post something last week about Wes Borland saying that he wants nothing to do with a Limp Bizkit Reunion? I guess it all comes down to money and making false statements to sound like your here to save “heavy popular music”. I think we were doing just fine without you. On LimpBizkit.com they announced early this morning that the original line-up is reuniting. Borland and Durst released a joint statement that said:

“We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back.”

Which loosely translates to:”We’re f*ckin broke and everything else we’re doing just isn’t quite cutting it.”. The reunion tour will kick off overseas on the festival circuit in Europe and a new album will probably be in the works. Shortly afterward, President Obama released the following statement.

“We’re sorry, world. We truly are very sorry. We never wanted it to come to this and if there was anything we could do to prevent this, we would have taken action long before now.” (not really an official statement)

Feel free to visit Limpbiskit.com where you can speak your mind about this reunion on their live chat. I’m outty…daaawgg!

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I think a lot of us have a little Limp Bizkit guilty pleasure here and there. I liked a few songs, not something I’m proud of but the image and the way Fred Durst acted made me hate him and the band. If we never see another Limp Bizkit album again, I would not be disappointed.

Has anyone heard any of his work with Black Light Burns? I’m just curious enough to ask, but just not interested enough to find out for myself.

You can check out the interview with Wes Here.

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5 years later, just when you think it was safe to listen to the radio…someone bought some Limp Bizquick and is making up a fresh batch Limp Bizshit. That’s right. Ole’ Fred’s gettin’ most of the boyz backs togetha, dawg! Wes Borland didn’t get the call cause he was out trying to make his own thing happen that probably won’t. Terry Balsamo from Cold/Evanescence will be filling that void. No word yet as to when and where this abomination will tour or record, but I have the answers right here at Metal Martyr…-Who knows and who cares?

First things first, Fred. Clean up your image. You look like one of those Internet dudes that gets the big surprise on Dateline. Secondly, please don’t use that hand gesture. You don’t have the right and you look stupid doing it anyway. And lastly…no. Please no. We did nothing to deserve this.

Post from: Metal Martyr

Busy, Busy weekend. Had to work on a lot of things around the house yesterday in preparation for my daughter’s birthday. That kind of explains the lack of updates. This will be my last week at my present job, so starting next week there should be a lot more updates throughout the days. I’m really looking forward to this!

I have a really cool prize to give away sometime soon. I had an autographed copy of Machine Head’s The Blackening but I gave that to a friend already so that won’t be going out, however I have something in store and if you’re a guitar player you may be interested in it. I’ll just leave it at that until I announce the contest. With that, lets get to some bits and pieces of news from the last couple days.

Wes Borland, you know, the guitar player that used to play for Limp Bizkit. Well it appears that he needs some work so he’s found a new home in Marilyn Manson. Now he can slap the make-up and all that good stuff on and fit right in…

Lamb Of God plan to release their next record in early 2009. They until then they will hit up a bunch of left coast tour dates with Metallica. I’m willing to bet that they are going to steal the show.

Divine Heresy found a new singer in Travis Neil from The Bereaved. Most people said the re-recorded version of Bleed The Fifth doesn’t sound much different from the Tommy Cummings version. Maybe that’s what Dino’s looking for.

In a recent interview Vince Neil said that Generation Swine was “a terrible record”, to that we all said ‘No Shit, Sherlock!’

Wayne Static’s porn star wife has decided it’s time to stop taking in other men and try to live a ‘normal life’. It would be nice if Wayne would try a new approach to music and make a record that doesn’t sound like the last one.

Bruce Dickinson just turned 50, but he doesn’t look a day over 51…and he still hates Sharon Osbourne.

Until next time…piss off!!

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