The Devil Killed My HP
I found some irony today when I went to check a few things. My last post before my computer died saturday was the Dimebag memorial post, which also happened to be post #666 for me on Metal Martyr.
The only conlclusion that I can come up with is that Satan himself possesed my laptop and inadvertantly…killed my computer. Damn it Beelzabiatch! Now I’m back up and running, taking a bit to get used to Vista. It’s a bit of a pain in the ass some times but other times it’s really cool. Kinda like the transition to XP the first time, but this new PC kicks ass!
It’s going to take a day or two to get caught up, so don’t be surprised to se some old news but I’ll try not to poat anything more than a day old.
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17 opinions for The Devil Killed My HP
matt
Mar 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
thats really wicked man. whish that had happened to my computer…
Scott
Mar 12, 2008 at 2:26 pm
no you don’t. It was a big headache, However I replaced the hard drive and my old laptop runs like champ now!
KevinC
Mar 12, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Weird coincidence. That sucks, but in some strange way, it’s a little cool at the same time :P
Good story to tell people, I mean..how many people can actually say that The Devil killed my computer?
ATR
matt
Mar 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
yeh that is a wierd coincidence… and yes i do believe that that would have been a huge hassle. ive had to reformat b4 but not bacause of the devil!!
rick
Apr 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
hey chek this 1 i was fuckin about with some glass i jus got from my mirror i jus broke and its that sign on my left arm what do u make of that?????
matt
Apr 7, 2008 at 2:20 pm
you got the pentagram carved into your arm from a peaice of class? thats relativly satanic..
Scott
Apr 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
next perhaps you can burn an upside down cross in your forehead. Employers love that kind of shit!
matt
Apr 7, 2008 at 5:56 pm
yeh they sure do. lol. id say go for it. i used to have a pentagram burned into left sholder blade.. i branded it lol. but now its healed….
matt
Apr 7, 2008 at 6:19 pm
i have exactly 666 emails in my email inbox…lol
matt
Apr 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm
hey guys i need some help. they have myspace blocked at my school and i was wondering if any of you knew a website that will still get me onto it. any help would be apprecated. thanks
toluwalase
Apr 29, 2008 at 12:59 pm
satan is just a carwrdthat can not show him self
matt
Apr 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm
thats a load of bull. look at all the signs that he is around us. the crashed computer for instance..
Scott
Apr 29, 2008 at 4:01 pm
lol…bill gates is the devil!
levy
May 2, 2008 at 4:02 pm
dude that is the craziest thing i have ever heard of… satan crashed my hp…
matt
May 5, 2008 at 3:38 pm
yeh man but its still true… i still need that myspace help guys…PLEASE!!
pyroaop
May 21, 2008 at 10:33 pm
toluwalase? i believe you mean coward.
and father satan is anything but, he shows himself in the world in all things. but i ask you, where are the signs of the impotent, mad redeemer?
matt
May 22, 2008 at 2:17 pm
well i sure dont think he is a coward.. he shows himself everywhere…look at stalin and hitler for example
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