This Is Killing Me!! Nicholas Cage’s Ex Girlfriend
September 17, 2008 by Scott
Anyone else get a good laugh every time you see news about Dimmu Borgir front man, Shagrath and his bride to be who’s name is apparently “Nicholas Cage’s Ex-Girlfriend”. Seriously, why do they have to refer to her as that. I never knew or cared that this chick was Nicholas Cage’s Ex. Do you think when he introduces her to people he’s like “Bill, I’d like to you to meet Nicholas Cage’s ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton.”. C’mon now. Who really cares who’s ex-girlfriend she is?
They were supposed to get married and had to post pone it for reasons that I could care less about and don’t feel like typing up here. I wonder if they will be married in Holy Matrimony or will it be Unholy Matrimony?
Minister: Do You Stian Tomt Shagrath Thoresen take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife.
Shaggy 
In a most evil voice) I do…
Minister: And do you, Nicholas Cage’s ex-girlfriend take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in corps paint and in flesh, in plague and in famine, till death do you part?
Nichoals Cage’s Ex-girlfriend: I’m sorry, What???
Image use with permission from Newscom.com
I don’t understand why this bothers you, the media does this all the time and has been for years. It falls into the same category as why we should care which type of soft drink Brad Pitt likes or what kind of purse Paris Hilton bought on her visit to London.
Enable that “crap filter” in your brain and you’ll stop noticing this kind of nonsense
I don’t recall where saying that it bothered me. I just find it amusing that they can’t refer to her as his fiancé or by her name, Christina Fulton. I don’t think she has been Nicholas Cage girlfriend in a very long time.
scott, the title of the arctical is
This Is Killing Me!! Nicholas Cage’s Ex Girlfriend
Yes, but in the sense that it’s killing me as in funny. Like ha-ha, knee slapping “Ah, you’re killin me” funny. Then I start out the post with “Anyone else get a good laugh..” and not “I hate this” or “I’m sick and tired of”.
I’m just saying, it’s been almost 20 years since she was his girlfriend. It’s kind of silly to still refer to her by that title. Jesus, I didn’t think I would have to explain myself with this post.
no, I agree with you about it.
@Scott – In case you missed the smiley face in my first comment, I was just amused to see such a post on Metal Martyr
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“I was just amused to see such a post on Metal Martyr”
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Thats funny, i read somewhere that Dimmu was debuting some video in some theatre in L.A. or something, and that Nick actually went. Her son actually does all the paint and spikes too.
I see u got the Avatar thingy going. Awesome
I guess they actually have a friendly relationship. I’m not sure but I think Nicholas cage was supposed to attend the wedding. I think his their son has his own band and that’s actually how Shagrath and Chistina Fulton met.
That avatar thing work sometimes and sometimes doesn’t. I don’t know why. I see your works. That’s cool
yea i had registered mine on gravatar from other blogs
Perhaps I’ll try that out and see if it works out better
Lol it’s postponed!