Why Can’t I Stop Watching This Show
After all the trash talking, all the criticism, I can’t stop watching this show. Perhaps it’s because there is nothing better on. I know it’s not because this show is chuck full of beautiful women cause it ain’t! There are a few decent looking ones. I just don’t know. I see that it’s on and I turn to it.
I do know one thing though…Bret Michaels is lookin’ rough and finally he has shown himself without the bandanna. The guy is not going bald but he does have an extremely big forehead and If I were him I’d wear the stupid hats and bandannas too.
Most of these girls are half his age. I have to give the man credit though, anyone that can put up with so much crap has a lot of patience. Like they say “no matter how hot a woman is, there is always some guy that’s sick and tired of her sh!t!”. And this work both ways too.
But wait I’m not finished yet. This guy keeps kissing all over every one of these women. Bret, think about what your doing…do you have any idea where all of these mouths have been? And ladies (you don’t deserve that title), think about all the mouths that have been on Bret’s mouth and where those mouths have been. Every time he starts making out with one of these women it makes me kinda queezy and I have to change the channel. The free clinic is going to be pretty busy when this show is over.
This will be my last post about this show. I feel that I’ve posted too much about it already.
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